Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Old School Media:


"If your mother tells you she loves you, check it out.”


New School Media (Conservative):

Recut raw video your mother saying she loves you to make her look like a racist whore who hates your living guts.


New School Media (Mainstream):

Fire your mother.
Fire everyone who has ever had lunch with your mother.
Apologize for having a mother.






7 comments:

Anonymous said...

*Who* are you? Are you, like, Gore Vidal with, finally tech powers?

Fran / Blue Gal said...

It took me several minutes to realize that Bunker is Breitbart. They're too close.

Malacandra said...

HuffPo:

Sell your mother.

Plaster your website with links to FunnyOrDie videos involving Charlie Sheen, as well as photos of Christina Hendricks.

StringonaStick said...

Huffpo:

Sell your mother, and STILL don't pay the effing writer(s). Fly to Davos, rinse, repeat.

Anonymous said...

"Bunker"?!? It's "Beaker"! Like the lab equipment! Meep! ;-)

My family would watch "The Muppet Show" together religiously. Many fond memories there.

I do like the idea of "the meeping heads" for the msm. Makes them seem a little more silly than "the chattering class".

Mike.K.

Anonymous said...

New School Media (Mainstream) sounds a lot like the gutless Obama White House.

So sorry, Mr. Right Wing, for offering occasional light resistance as we reinforce your memes. How can I compromise with you after I tell the dirty hippies to get lost?

Mister Roboto said...

The Sunday Morning political-class shows effectively summarized.