One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Dear Associated Press,
Holy Joe Lieberman is a man of many parts.
He is a sleazebag, a warmongering Neocon, a sanctimonious backstabber, "Armageddon" John Hagee's
special Zionist Reacharound Buddy
a serial betrayer of the leaders
of the Democratic Party
...and many other things which could not be adequately described given the family nature of your publication.
One thing he emphatically is not is a "Senate Democrat".
Perhaps as they clean out their desks and make their way out the door, one of your many hundreds of newly laid-off reporters could pass along to you that portion of their notes which detail the recent political history of Joesph I. Lieberman wherein he:
- Lost the Democratic primary in Connecticut to an actual Democrat.
- Formed his own Lieberman Uber Alles Party (Motto: A Smarmy Of One)
- Ran against the candidate of the Democratic Party and,
- With massive assistance from a cartel of banks, insurance companies, credit card companies and Republicans who now collectively own his quisling ass, managed to win back his former Senate seat.
I hope this clears thing up.
Yours in Christ,