Monday, January 28, 2008

And then Jimmy decided


to whack his own gang… (From “Goodfellas”)

From the NYT.

January 28, 2008
Kennedy Chooses Obama, Spurning Bill Clinton Plea
By JEFF ZELENY and CARL HULSE

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Senator Edward M. Kennedy, rejecting entreaties from the Clintons and their supporters, is set to endorse Senator Barack Obama’s presidential bid on Monday as part of an effort to lend Kennedy charisma and connections before the 22-state Feb. 5 showdown for the Democratic nomination.

Both the Clintons and their allies had pressed Mr. Kennedy for weeks to remain neutral in the Democratic race, but Mr. Kennedy had become increasingly disenchanted with the tone of the Clinton campaign, aides said. He and former President Bill Clinton had a heated telephone exchange earlier this month over what Mr. Kennedy considered misleading statements by Mr. Clinton about Mr. Obama, as well as his injection of race into the campaign.

Mr. Kennedy called Mr. Clinton Sunday to tell him of his decision.

The endorsement, which followed a public appeal on Mr. Obama’s behalf by Caroline Kennedy, the daughter of President John F. Kennedy, was a blow to the Clinton campaign and pits leading members of the nation’s most prominent Democratic families against one another.

Mr. Kennedy, a major figure in party politics for more than 40 years, intends to campaign aggressively for Mr. Obama, beginning with an appearance and rally with him in Washington on Monday. He will be introduced by Ms. Kennedy.

Mr. Kennedy then heads west with Mr. Obama, followed by appearances in the Northeast. Strategists see him bolstering Mr. Obama’s credibility and helping him firm up support from unions and Hispanics, as well as the party base.

The endorsement appears to support assertions that Mr. Clinton’s campaigning on behalf of his wife in South Carolina has in some ways hurt her candidacy.
Anybody that revels in the fact that politics is this way is a sociopath; do not let them play with your children.

But anybody that pretends that it isn’t this way is a child playing in traffic thinking that Happy Jesus Thoughts will protect them from the 18-wheeler bearing down on them.

Or as Pericles put it 2,500 years ago and better than I ever could: "Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you."

So for all the righteous passion and fury of the last few months, sometimes it is easy to forget that this primary season is working just exactly the way it is supposed to work.

It is not pretty. Not fair. Not for the faint of heart, the politically virginal who can only give it up to the perfect man or woman, the single issue purist, the impatient or the easily discouraged.

Anyone – anyone -- who steps into the arena with the GOP this Fall had damned well better be sweated down to their fighting weight, born again hard and stripped for action. To win, they and their running mate will have to pop from the first bell and rain hell down on the Republican Party and its nominee.

And I don't know about you, but I want to win.

Anybody wants this nomination has to fight for it. They can do it with a velvety tone, or message of peace, or a jaunty grin, or a voice that sound like kittens’ claws being dragged across a hundred miles of slate, but they have to do it.

Which leaves us all doing the hardest thing, which is also the necessary thing. We must root passionately for who we love, who we admire, who we think can win or who we just know people would come to adore like we do of only they would pay them just a little more attention.

We must fight for them.

Fight like a motherfucker, sincerely and with all of our hearts…

…all while knowing -- in a coolly pragmatic little cellar in our soul -– that our heart will be broken. That if our Beloved wins, in no time their feet of clay will be tracking political muck all over our nice, clean Liberal carpet. And that if our Beloved loses -- if they cannot survive real punches being throw and real mud being slung in the prelims -- they probably have no business stepping into arena for the main event.

Because with the globe in genuine peril, Dubya's six-week Cakewalk War about to enter its sixth year, the nation plunging into the shitter, our Constitution begging for help and the Supreme Court one bad cold or slippery patch of pavement away from a bulletproof wingnut majority for the next 20 years, I for one am all finished with losing nobly and consoling myself that at least I kept my political hymen pure and intact.

28 comments:

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

Drifty, there's always one way to deal with the wingnuts in the judicial system. Most of them will be members of the Elephascist Culture O' Corruption [tm], and so will have some crimes, or at least scandal material, in their pasts that could be used by a party that controlled the other two branches of the govt. to remove them from the bench, or maybe better, "persuade" them to vote our way.

All those nifty-keen "anti-terrorist" surveillance powers could probably be used to find all sorts of interesting details on wingnut judges. ;)

Anonymous said...

Either that, or it turns out that a supermajority amongst the Supremes isn't actually "bulletproof" …

bjkeefe said...

I don't understand how Kennedy helps with the Latino vote. Can someone explain that to me, please?

Good commentary on the rest, drift.

jiminy jilliker said...

brendan:
Kennedy is very well respected in the Latino community. While those of us who don't speak Spanish were looking the other way for the last seven years, that community has gotten very tight and well-organized. Kennedy is very dialed in to the Spanish language media and is seen by large swaths of the Spanish speaking community who consume that media as their champion in the Senate-particularly on immigration.

Driftglass:
That post was mind-bogglingly awesome. Thanks.

The Minstrel Boy said...

bravo drifty. fucking bravo zulu dude.

Tanbark said...

Sweet stuff, Drift; and that is precisely what Ted Kennedy did today.

He took a good, long, look at the "electability" word, and he thought about what he'd fought for all his life, nemmind chappa and the booze, and he knows what's at stake in this one, and he made the right call.

With Clinton, we'll be lucky to get a cliffhanger to throw into the GOP's alpine-redoubt SCOTUS cave, for them to gnaw on and then shit McCain or Romney back out to us.

Obama's not perfect; none of them are, but he's a HELL of a speaker and a motivator, and speaking as an Edwards supporter, there is a tide building for him, and I believe he can carry us to a landslide of historic proportions.

Come; let us move forward, crunching on the dried husks of the reverse-gear assholes and their life-hating bullshit.

Anonymous said...

One more thing:

There is an exquisite payback in that a man from whom the 2000 presidency was stolen, can now, with fair probability, write "finis" to the Clinton campaign, and pick the next president of the United States.

Al???

Anonymous said...

And so begins the next round robin Jerk Off in this year’s Colossus Romanus:

Monday January 28, 2008 8:43 am
Source: Associated Press
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gWEn19RovunDF8NAXPH8FcXCW9RwD8UF02402

CHICAGO (AP) — Indicted political fundraiser Antoin "Tony" Rezko, who has poured thousands of dollars into Barack Obama's political campaigns, was arrested by federal agents Monday after his bail was revoked.

Rezko has pleaded not guilty and is scheduled to stand trial this month on charges of fraud, attempted extortion and money laundering.

FBI Special Agent Tom Simon said Rezko was arrested at his home in suburban Wilmette on an arrest warrant that was issued by a federal judge after a prosecution motion to revoke Rezko's bail.
There was no immediate explanation for the bail revocation. A court appearance was scheduled later in the day.


Ted and Caroline Kennedy – mega microphone alert! – send up a wave cheer in the coliseum crowd for Gladiator Obama; thereby sticking a banderilla squarely into Clinton’s withers. (Just to mix up the sports venues here between Roman Glads v. Lions and Men In Silly Silk Pants v. Bulls) Heard from the cheap seats – Give her the chair, Ted! Pull her hair, Ted!

And now, what’s that I hear?? A prison-yard shiv alert on potentially-arresting-Obama’s-development Tony The Incarcerated Rezko? (Paging Dead Vince Foster. Paging ex Mr. Foster. Who really done it, Mr. Worm Food? Hillary or Obama? Or Bill?)

Hey, Don't Blame Me-I'm From Massachusetts. Sorry, a lie. I was from Massachusetts back in 1972 when we put that slogan on our car bumpers ... after I Am Not A Dick or A Crook Nixon got a landslide re-election with every state EXCEPT Massachusetts.

My point with the above is that I do not want Hillary; I do not want Obama. I want Edwards. But this second round of Gladiatorial Election Stupidity just got fired today with the Rezko news. Now, who's keeping HRC/BO score?

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

Actually, I begin to wish for the days of the "smoke-filled rooms" again. If that were still going on, we'd have a chance of getting Gore.

Edwards would do.

Obama bakes a fine, fluffy bun of oratory, but WHERE'S THE BEEF?

As for HRC, the only thing I really like about the prospect ofanother Clinton presidency is the accompanying prospect of payback against the Elephascists.

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

"ofanother" *sigh* Preview is my friend, preview is my friend...

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

That Rezko problem does trouble me.

Anonymous said...

So, who do I vote for in my state's somewhat meaningless primary? I like Edwards. Is there still any point in voting for him in Florida?

CMike said...

cleter,

Clinton and Obama Democrats will be voting in Florida for their candidates. Doesn't that tell you that, as an Edwards Democrat, you should be out there voting for your candidate too?

Anonymous said...

What does any self-respecting Woodpecker
do with BEEF anyway?

Obama is peddling BELEEF.
Belief in one's self; belief in
a hope and faith cocktail of change.
"Payback" is for 'tards; justice is for adults.

And yes; the Most Highs Rule the
kingdumbs of men; ain't nuthin' gwion
stop the march of change if they
want it spear-headed by Barack Obama.
Drink the cool aid.

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

I can't figure out if Hart is praising Obama or mocking him.

bjkeefe said...

Jiminy Jilliker: Thanks for the reply. I was hoping for some more specifics, but you do sound personally convinced.

And you're certainly right about this. Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Mr. bill,

Sorry if that seemed obscure;
I've had the cool aid,
and I swear by it.

Get ready for President Obama.

jiminy jilliker said...

Brendan:
This may give you some more of the specific info you're looking for: http://ruralvotes.com/thefield/?p=349

Also, I was reminded tonight of the fact that Bobby Kennedy supported Cesar Chavez and the United Farm Workers-and they supported him back-to the tune of victory in the '68 California primary. A lot of that goodwill survives and Ted Kennedy is a major beneficiary.

Anonymous said...

Drifty WTF?!?!?!?

Kennedy, Ted AND Caroline, just beat the FUCK outta Shilary.

N yer worried about yer political hymen?

Dude, Shilary just got cut outta it all, Obama is the One, and all we need to worry about is who's his fuckin Veep?

I'd rather Kuch, Edwards and such, but I'll live with anyone BUT HRC.

N yer shittin bricks, n bustin yer hymen?

Gimme a break, lay off the phreakin sausage and kraut, it's got you bound up worse n Wisconsin cheese.

Brady n The Pat's are KILLIN ya, are they? *G*

SOME thing's givin ya bad gas . . . *G*

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

I will vote for Obama in November if the Democrats nominate him.

That is, if he's still alive and well.

Consider this--if Obama IS everything his fans think he is, the Cancer [aka Deep Government, among many other names] can't allow him to assume office.

The Secret Service will fail mysteriously and a "lone racist nut" will assassinate Obama. The "lone racist nut" will then be "shot trying to escape".

Or maybe the Cancer will go for the "crash of a light plane" scenario this time.

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

And BTW, Mr. Hart, if any non-human entity rules THIS world, it is the Most Low.

I take cold comfort in the fact that this world is not my true home, and never has been, and I may hope for the Most High's mercy to bring me to my true home after His servant, the perky Goth girl, collects me.

Anonymous said...

Mr. 'pecker,
You doesn't hafta call me Mr.
Nor do you hafta call the ruling non-human entities
the "Most" anything. They abide.

Our national penchant for fratricide may come to claim Obama sooner or later. The important thing is you, and the still sentient rest of us seek our "true home," no matter who collects us.

Cheers. . .

Anonymous said...

I would think

Anonymous said...

Whoops.


I would think the Secret Service's professional pride would be guarantee enough. Deep Government has 4 years to try and cobweb him, as they do to all would-be reformers.

Anonymous said...

Actually, seeing Teddy sidle up to Obama for a few sweet licks of sugar cracks me up [from a Clinton supporter POV. Can you imagine the Villagers' howls of derision if TK had chosen Clinton to support?]

Also, he was the no-kid left behind supporter for sociopath Bush. So, it just proves TK's judgment ain't so reliable, like that night on Chappaquiddick. That's what killed the presidency for him, babies, not Bill Clinton.

Yet now he gets to wipe the blood off his reputation on the coattails of the wunderkind Obama. [This Heather's buddy reach around should give all you tough fellas the creepy crawlies.]

And of course the Princess Caroline can't afford to do anything but distance her dainty royal family far from those "filthy" Clintons, fearing we'll all remember just who was an even bigger hound dog in Comelot than Bill. Jebus, her father was fucking Sam Giancana's mistress and the wet dream of every 60s schlub, "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" Marilyn.

Her mother's later years were spent as the companion of a married man. And her previous husband was one of the world's richest trolls, investigated and found guilty of a $7 million fraud against the U.S. government, back when that was a huge sum of drachmas. If anyone out there is old enough to remember [I turn 61 tomorrow!], when Jackie O first arrived on the public stage, most Americans' eyebrows went up and wondered, "Who talks like that?"

So Caroline gets to keep her fantasy of the good daddy & mummy alive, even though life is more complicated than that. I hope she didn't spend a lot of money on therapy, in which case I have a great NY malpractice lawyer to introduce her to.

In case all you cock-a-doodle-doos to whom this shit means a lot haven't heard, 3 of Bobby's kids have already publicly backed Clinton. [If you have to ask "Bobby who?" get the fuck out of the kitchen and go back to school.] Need I remind any of you that Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. is teh awesome when it comes to environmental issues?

Anonymous said...

Hillary Clinton is the last lifeboat for all the republicans on the Titanic. When she goes, the gooper moans will audible.

If we nominate practically anyone BUT Sen. "I'll kiss Joe Lieberman's ass anytime AIPAC wants me to", the GOP is history for 8 years.

Steve Muhlberger said...

Where did Pericles say that? I just read Thucydides all the way through and didn't see it.

Myrtle June said...

It sure is what he did and I didn't fully get it until I saw the clip of Teddy bellering into the camera "on day ONE". Direct HIT. Good for him. I LIKED thaaaaat. I would have liked it much better had it been on Edwards behalf.

So, now we're going to watch the msm have field day with trotting out all the old kennedy chappa quit it and so on and so forth.... like what's shaping up here. Then big dog will start to kiiyiii-ing and we'll have the competition of the wandering dicks..... and the status quo/msm will win.

I'm still fighting hard for my pick. Ralph Stanley endorsed John Edwards and I didn't see even a ripple about that important "Bluegrass" endorsement. No one is carrying on so about the "Bluegrass" voters :-)

I really have been refusing to allow the thoughts of jfk/rfk/mlk to stake a tent in my mind. I'm not going to give that end an ounce of my energy. Its this kind of fear that give bushco its power. No.Thank.You. Onward!