“The Power of Crap compels you!"
"The Power of Crap compels you!”
So if I’m reading my rate card correctly, some bottom-dwelling pervert has now been comped a trans Pacific plane ride -- business class with champers -- and a "Get Out Of Thai Jail Free" card.
In exchange for which -- for a solid week -- a sizeable slab of the media was spared the skull-sweat and shoe leather of reporting on actual news and instead got to run B-roll of JBR kiddie softcore, jerk off all over itself and call some freak by an ominous middle name that I guarantee no one has used since his mommy caught him torturing a hamster when he was 11.
In other words, the perfect value-for-value proposition in a WalMarted media world where the "marketplace of ideas" has devolved into a tabloid-grade monopsony.
8 comments:
You just keep topping yourself.
Media critic extraordinare. Bravo!
Man, that's a creepy work of art.
Entirely appropriately, I mean.
The ultimate was last night, when MSNBC declared the Killer wasn't, after all, and unabashedly made THAT that top story.
Brilliant.
Yeppers, that sums that sh*t up about as well as you're gonna see anywhere, people!
Did they figure out the mystery of the missing white girl in Aruba yet?
OK, this is the reason why I can't read more than one Driftglass post a day. He'd be up on murder charges after my fatal asphyxiation from laughter.
Take a break, dear DG. I'll tackle Bobo for you today. After all, someone has to after the doozy he'd crapped all over the Gray Lady today.
You...got IT!
*wink*
Now I hopes they STFU.
I KNOW that's really too much to expect...but if wishes were horses(asses) they'd all be blowing it out theirs.
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