Tuesday, November 15, 2005

All your vaginas


are belong to us!

Hmmm.

I wonder what the United States of Robertson would look like?

Where Decency Police can stop your car and beat you for not having a little, plastic jesus prominently displayed on your dashboard?

I wonder what it would feel like to live in a country where we arise and all sing "Dobson Bless America" each morning before the men go off to work on the reclamation crews that convert the toxic wastelands where cities used to be into All White, All Christian golf courses...the boys go off to the madrasses to learn about Jesus and the Dinosaurs...while the women and girls sit quietly at home in their Wal-Mart Happy Face-patterned bhurkas.

Where the whole government is infected with Wahabi Christians who are ideologically indistinguishable from Wahabi Muslims except in the way they barber their chins.

I bet the early days of such a Dark Age would look a lot like this...



Audit Faults FDA on Morning-After Pill


By LAURAN NEERGAARD, AP Medical WriterTue Nov 15, 3:14 AM ET

Lawmakers are again accusing the Food and Drug Administration of putting politics over science in the long-running saga over whether the morning-after pill should sell without a prescription.

A congressional audit released Monday cited "unusual" steps in the FDA's initial rejection of over-the-counter emergency contraception, including conflicting accounts of whether top officials made the decision even before scientists finished reviewing the evidence.

The FDA is reconsidering the decision on the pill, sold under the brand Plan B. While the report by the Government Accountability Office, Congress' investigative arm, doesn't say that FDA made the wrong decision, it does raise the most serious questions to date about agency credibility — and increases pressure to settle the issue.

"Regardless of how you feel about whether Plan B should be available in the community, the fact is the FDA decision should be based on science, not cultural controversy," said Sen. Barbara Mikulski (news, bio, voting record), D-Md.

...

In December 2003, FDA's scientific advisers overwhelmingly backed over-the-counter sales of the Plan B brand for all ages. They cited assessments that easier access could halve the nation's 3 million annual unintended pregnancies.

Conservatives who consider the pill tantamount to abortion intensely lobbied the Bush administration to reject nonprescription sales, saying it would increase teen sex.

In May 2004, FDA leaders rejected the nonprescription switch, saying there was no data proving anyone under 16 could safely use the pills without a doctor's guidance.

Maker Barr Laboratories reapplied, seeking to sell Plan B with age limits similar to those required for cigarettes: Females 16 or older could buy it without a prescription but younger teens would continue to need a doctor's note. In August, FDA leaders postponed a decision indefinitely, saying it wasn't clear how to enforce an age limit.

The result was unprecedented public discord from the normally secretive agency: Top-ranking FDA officials have acknowledged they overruled their own scientists' decision that nonprescription sales would be safe, and the women's health chief resigned in protest.

Asked to investigate FDA's initial rejection, the GAO found:

_Minutes of a Jan. 15, 2004, meeting show that Dr. Steven Galson, then acting drug chief, told employees that rejection was "recommended" because of the young-teen question even though they hadn't finished reviewing the science. Other FDA officials told investigators that they, too, were informed a decision had already been made.

Galson denied making a final ruling until he had reviewed his employees' evidence a few weeks prior to the May rejection, although GAO said he did acknowledge that he was "90 percent sure" as early as January.

_There was unusual involvement from high-ranking officials. During a Feb. 18, 2004, meeting, reviewers told then-Commissioner Mark McClellan there was no evidence to back Galson's concerns about young teens. Minutes show McClellan questioned those conclusions.

_Three FDA directors who normally would have been responsible for signing off on the drug's fate did not do so. They weren't asked to, and Galson did instead, because they were known to disagree with the decision.

_The age rationale was novel; FDA never before required special teen evidence for birth control but could have extrapolated data from older teens showing no effect on sexual behavior.

In a letter Monday, 18 lawmakers asked FDA's boss, Health and Human Services Secretary Mike Leavitt, to intervene to ensure the agency's final decision on Plan B isn't based on ideology. They also asked Leavitt to probe whether FDA illegally destroyed documents from McClellan's tenure that might have shed more light on the decision.

Leavitt's office didn't return phone calls.
...


Congratulations again, Moderates! I hope all of you that voted this Christopath junta into power are very happy.

And Mrs. Moderate Republican, remember that when that man of yours get his Wahabi Wang anywhere near you, he thinks of you as his property. His chattle. A Petri dish for breeding his whelplings...so why are you OK with that?

And little Moderate Republican Jimmy and Susie, remember that Daddy wants you raised up full of fear and ignorance and unable to compete in the 21st century...because Jesus wants you that way.

Well, he wants you reared that way, Jimmy. Unfortunately Susie, Daddy doesn't think of you as fully human at all, but I'm sure he'll arrange for a nice "marriage" for you to a kindly owner who will never beat you on a whim, but only beat you when you disobey and forget your place.

After all, if this is not the future Hubby and Daddy dreams of, why in the fuck does he keep voting for it?

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

So now preventing conception is equivalent to murder? Too bad these cretins are allergic to science, cause if they would read a book (other than the Bible), they would know that conception takes place a day or two after intercourse (keep swimming, boys!). But no, it's not about that, it's about fear and control.

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was!

Charles Perez said...

Christopath Republicans; fighting every day to bring "A Handmaid's Tale" to life.

Great wrap-up paragraph. Very powerful.

Anonymous said...

Drifty--one of 2 reasons why he keeps voting for it, not mutually exclusive:

(1) He's a mean-spirtied @$$hole.
(2) He doesn't have sense enough to pour pi$$ out of his boots.

Anonymous said...

It's all about the sex, no? If this pill is available, teenagers will have more sex! Yeah right, like they're not having any now! I'm waiting for actual chastity belts to appear...
Good post!

Mister Roboto said...

I hope all of you that voted this Christopath junta into power are very happy.

They actually may not even have been legitimately elected back into power. I doubt any of the regulars here are any too surprised by this revelation.

Anonymous said...

Dudes, and Dudettes,

Please allow a little refrain from...

"Every Sperm is Sacred"

Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaate!


lyrics at:

http://www.taboo-breaker.org/religion/sperm.htm

Anonymous said...

Where does this phrase "All your (fill in the blank) are belong to us" come from?

Also, I suggest y'all step away from your monitors before the penguins on top of them explode *BOOM* Oops, too late, my bad.

Anonymous said...

I gave a relative a copy of the prescient " A Handmaid's Tale", and after she read it , she told me not to give her books like that, because they made her think.
She's come around since then, but I will always remember how astonished I was that she preferred not to think, and now I'm terrified that it has become common place.

DeAnna

Anonymous said...

Oh, The Falwellian Terry Dolan wannabes that blasphemously chant & sing pompously, "IsuckdickintheBIBLEBELT".

Anonymous said...

And Falwell cruches on it like Wildmon, Dobson, Robertson, Ovadal, Phelps obviously do in private.

Anonymous said...

crunches.

Unknown said...

Ivory Bill:

It was originally from Zero Wing an astoundingly poorly translated video game, which came out some time ago. The phrase "We control all of your bases" somehow came out as, "All your base are belong to us". A group called the Stile Project had a lot of fun photoshopping the phrase in an amazing number of photographs, and the trend caught on, culminating with the video incorporating both game and photoshop footage. It must be seen to be believed.

Since then, the phrase "All your [blank] are belong to us" has become a part of popular culture. I can think of worse trends.

Anonymous said...

Personally Ah wonder what all the foofaraw is about. (Ah like that word so much. Foofaraw.) Beatings on a whim is WRONG! But what could be wrong with a beating when the bitch deserves it?

These wimminfolk is just so uppity these days. They's smaller than us and weaker than us, thair brains is smaller than ours because thair haids is smaller, cain't even play no NFL Football worth a damn, but just so damn mouthy. Control over thair own bodies and "minds" - jehosaphat! (Ah also like that word.)

An then they tart theyselves up like the painted Whores of Babylon! Jiminy! The Bible has a LOT to say about all this, lemme tell ya.

jurassicpork said...

Who will they honor more? Frank Kafka, George Orwell or Margaret Atwood?

Drifty, there's a special place in Hell for blogging against people of faith. Don't you know that no founder of a religion ever had a sense of humor?

Well, OK, Martin Luther nailed up 95 feces on the door of the Wittenberg Church but that was a physical pun.

driftglass said...

still on the j-o-b but heading back to the castle anon...

us blues,
It's "precrime", and perfectly in line with the doctrine of pre-emptive war (ref Philip K. dick, sburef, "Minority Report")

charles2,
Thanks. I try not to get that pissed off before breakfast, but these people! Honestly!

lies,
Thanks.

loveandlight,
Thanks for the link.

DeAnna,
That's been my experience with "The Parable of the Sower" by the brilliant Octavia Butler. Handed back to me twice...but just because both people found it to be so frightening.

jurassicpork,
I'd also vote for "We" by Yevgeny Zamyatin (which no one has read ;-) And i'm sure I shall find many a fine companion in Hell.



Also pop quiz: what was martin Luther's second most famous book...and why does it explain a whole lot of what is wrong with Protestantism in all of its variants.

Tired and I still have a looong drive tonight.

Later, kind people, and thanks again fro all of your encouraging words. They mean a lot.

res ipsa loquitur said...

How'd you find me, drift? I'm too shy to even put my URL in a comment yet?

THANK YOU, darling.

Anonymous said...

jurassicpork: It's nice to see there are still some Rick Meyerowitz/Classic NatLamp fans around.

kelseigh: Thanks for the blast from the past.

driftglass: Ok, you just bumped "We" up to the top of my reading list. I hate to admit how long I've had a copy of it hanging around.

driftglass said...

res ipsa loquitur,
I have my ways, darlin' ;-)

Anonymous said...

Please, please, PLEASE

Lose this front page dude. He's seriously creepy!!

jurassicpork said...

prof fate:

Nat Lamp was the Onion of my adolescence. It's a shame Doug Kenney was killed falling off that mountain in Hawaii. He was a funny bastard.

Anonymous said...

Y'know, if I were heterosexual, I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up again, with that caption above that face.

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