Thursday, September 26, 2024

It's Sorta Like an Apple Watch...

 


... in that it will also give you a readout of your health stats. 

Well, specifically, one health stat: if you look at your wrist and find you're wearing this monstrosity, brain death has already occured.



I Am The Liberal Media


2 comments:

Robt said...

I was saving to buy a pardon if Trump loses election and I get put in prison for insurrection violence to force Trump in office. This Trump watch that won't keep time is tempting. But I might spring for one of Trump's Mar A Lago BBQ Sauce for cats and other pets recipes.

Grung_e_Gene said...

Insert Christopher Walken 'this watch up my ass' scene from Pulp Fiction here...