Wednesday, May 08, 2024

Next Kristi Noem Alibi Identified

And she can blame the Very Big Liberal Conspiracy!

Liberals put... creatures... in my body ... to control my mind.

Who knows.  Might work.  And it is all the rage:

From CNN

NYT: RFK Jr. says worm ‘got into my brain and ate a portion of it’

 

I Am The Liberal Media


4 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Total media spin. What they found in RFK Jr. was a homeless family of brain worms.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Nick Sr. said...

This explains a lot. Have you ever noticed that Robert Kennedy Jr. seems incapable of smiling or laughing? The man is running for President and he's about as upbeat as Harrison Ford during the first 20 minutes of The Fugitive. I can't be certain that it's related to some type of brain damage, but it is very strange and off-putting.

Robt said...

It is my professional observation that brain worms exclusively seek out republicans. They are falsely lured to the Shills of the GOP. Only to find nothing to eat and cannot survive. Often dying inside their skull or inn some cases going dormant as a natural survival trait.

It was the puppy she shot because it was untrainable as a bird dog to hunt birds. Chickens are birds if you haven't noticed. Bit she adds on that she is a professional dog trainer and she knew the dog could not be trained. Never accepting her failure to train the puppy.
Yet, she then shot a goat because it smelled. Who would of thought a farm animal like a goat could smell. Instead of giving it a bath, shooting it dead is the obvious solution like not giving the dog away and shooting it as the final solution.

What I do not understand is, she had children and kids do not always listen and behave. So why didn't she shoot them?
To this day, she has the 2nd amendment final solution for Commander and Major. Who are not her dogs, not posing any problems on her Governor farm in S.D..
I am amazed that as governor , instead of firing one of her employees that fail to perform, she hadn't simply shot them.
Bit Tink about her as VP. Donald can send her to 5th avenue in broad daylight and shot someone and never be held accountable. Saving Trump from leaving his golf fame to do it.
After all, Trump is asking the CCOTUS for full immunity even if he asks his VP to go assassinate his political opponent. Oh, I mean political enemy.

Ian said...

Don't give her any ideas, we know what she does to critters that make her mad.