Hi, I'm Peter Navarro, your Teevee Hydroxychloroquine Man, and here at Crazy Pete's House of Hydroxychloroquine, well, we just blew it! We overstocked on 2020 Hydroxychloroquine which means we still have 70 million delicious, factory-new, cures-what-ails-you doses of the 2020 on our showroom floor and we need to make room for the 2021 models! So This!!Week!!Only!! we're slashing our already Crazy!!Low!!Prices!! and passing the savings along to you!...
* * *
There is a rumor, unconfirmed, that once upon a time there were a couple of idealistic young at NBC associate producers who approached NBC Political Director Chuck Todd and NBC News President Noah Oppenheim and suggested, most humbly, that for the good of the country, perhaps NBC stop putting deranged, lying Republican assbags like, say, Peter Navarro, on national teevee.NEW: @PeterNavarro45 says “it doesn’t help when Speaker Pelosi goes out ... with her scarves flying and beats the heck out of us.” #MTP@chucktodd: “Where is the president? Why was he at his golf club all weekend?”— Meet the Press (@MeetThePress) August 9, 2020
Navarro: He "is the hardest working president in history.” pic.twitter.com/XmR51PYFRu
On MTP, Peter Navarro floats theory that Democrats are not passing a COVID deal because they want to hurt the economy in order to boost electoral chances.— Angelo Carusone (@GoAngelo) August 9, 2020
Chuck Todd responds: "I take your point."
What happened next to those two, brave associate producers is the subject of some conjecture.
Rumor has it that this was the last thing they saw --
THIS SUNDAY: NBC News Political Analyst and Editor of the National Review Rich Lowry joins the #MTP roundtable. pic.twitter.com/msPmv3997a— Meet the Press (@MeetThePress) August 8, 2020
-- before this happened:
Rumor also has it that while one of those worthies quit the business and moved to Sussex to keep bees, the other one managed to snag another AP position at CNN where, after assaying the situation, he once again screwed his courage to the sticking place, approached CNN president Jeff Zucker and very, very humbly suggested that after three years of Donald Trump and his gang of thugs and lunatics laying waste to the nation surely we can all agree that continuing to put deranged, lying Republican assbags like, say, Larry Kudlow, on national teevee is a bad idea:
What happened next to that brave associate producer is the subject of some conjecture.Larry Kudlow seems to be very confused about how much money unemployed people would actually receive under Trump's proposal pic.twitter.com/KampXT6N7I— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 9, 2020
This is your Liberal Media kids,
Revel in it.
No Half Measures
7 comments:
Larry Kudlow is the Ron Johnson of economic advisors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzlpTRNIAvc
The ghost of Bill Burroughs wants to know whether Crazy Pete really meant to say Liquefaction instead.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
I didn't watch since I am under no professional obligation to do so. But I wonder who asked Rich Lowry if he ever found where Ron DeSantis goes to get his apology?
Navarro like Hannibal Lector. Is looking out for you.
That is, if you aren't looking out for yourself, he will look out for you.
As Sen Ben sasse for his reelection campaign decides it is necessary to project and publicly display how independent he is from Trump and McConnell and Putin. He calls out Trump Exec. Orders as Constitutional slop.
Do consumers buy this? Sasse like the entire GOP, (except the Romney. voted very loyally for their Trump not to have Americans hear witnesses in an Impeachment trial.
Sasse for instance later said, Sure Trump extorted Ukraine president and misused his office but the only reason he did. Was that he hired a lawyer who gave him bad advice that it would be fine and legal to extort. Trump used that bad advice to go forward with the extortion with that lawyer who gave him the bad advice that Trump not only hired that lawyer and heeded his advice (that we did not get to hear in the trial. But Sasse told us all about it. Later. That lawyer also worked on the extortion and has not been fired.
But That lawyer, (Rudy), arranged to have other GOP senators receive Russian propaganda dirt on Trump's opponent to launder that propaganda through the GOP majority controlled Senate. Which Sasse is a loyal member.
See, I am not a Russian puppet like Trump is what he is selling.
I see from NPR that there's another never-Trumper out there with a book making the rounds on all the media heroes shows.
Stewart Stevens, with is book "it was all a lie". From listening to some of his on a CNN podcast he's not sorry about what he believes, just that Trump doesn't really believe any of it. I think.
Post a Comment