Thursday, March 26, 2020

If Donald Trump Suddenly Stopped Being Donald Trump...



... everything might work out great!

The contest to see who can out-grovel the competition and climb the furthest up Trump's ass is a brutal one, but I gotta say that Dan Henninger of the Wall Street Journal is really showing us something.  With little more than a keyboard and a wingnut welfare sinecure, he has shouldered his way past the middle of the pack and staked out a position among the leaders.  First with his bold assertion that basically everything that has gone horribly, horribly wrong with the administration of President Cornered Rat is the fault of those wicked Democrats:
Since Donald Trump’s inauguration in 2017, the national Democratic Party has tried to stop his presidency from functioning. That irrefutably was the goal of the Russia collusion narrative, its attendant Mueller investigation and then the impeachment...
And second, with his even bolder rejection of observable reality altogether in favor of an imaginary alternate reality in which Donald Trump becomes the Greatest President Ever by spontaneously  becoming the exact opposite of Donald Trump.
Trump’s Leadership
Rallying the United States through the coronavirus crisis is this president’s path to greatness.
3.3 million Americans got laid off last week, but this waste of carbon wasn't one of them.

And so it goes.


I do have a keyboard.
But I do not have a wingnut welfare sinecure.



2 comments:

Robt said...

Let me just say,
On a 1 to 10 scale. I rate my vote that was not for Trump a 10 thousand.

And, I take no responsibility for him or any republican KKK, NAZI or their collaborators.

But, it is difficult to figure out why republican governors and mayors are in with the Democrats perpetrating this Virus HOAX?




chrisanthemama said...

So close, Dan--don't you know it's the "Democrat Party"? /s