Monday, April 22, 2019

The Most Wondrous Thing I've Seen All Week




Ron Fournier -- the most implacable source of bullshit Beltway Media "But Her Emails" Both Siderism during the 2016 election (and who blocked me for rudely suggesting that both sides were not equally terrible) -- ...

...is now cheering on former (and future) Republican rat-fucker Rick Wilson, who is currently making a very good living ripping off 50 year's worth of salty Liberal critique of his Republican party and passing it off as brand new epiphany...

...and being chastised by one of his Both Sides Do It zombie offspring for not being Both Siderish enough.

To quote Shalmaneser, the supercomputer in Stand on Zanzibar which ultimately came to believe it had imagined the whole world,  “Christ, what an imagination I've got.“.



Behold, a Tip Jar!

3 comments:

tony in san diego said...

one of my favorite books! seriously influenced my own writing style.

Robt said...

Parents that actually instill work hard, play by the rule and get very good at what you do. For life, friends and employment and you will grow, prosper and be respected.

While other parents use everything in their means to further promote a special edge for their children. Teaching them things like, it is who you know not what you know. Can you be loyal and infringe the law and or inflict harm on others to gain and retain employment and do what ever it takes to thrash your opponents to win instead of competing with talent to win?

In most any interviews the tidbit of opposition is required now.

Scientists * with multiple degrees, PHD and devoted to researching most their lives), discuss the rounded curvature of the planets and how it could have been caused by rotation forces over time.
Scientist. With everything learned in the history of our past and what we can still learn now the earth is rounded.

( To provide fair and balance to the discussion we bring on a someone who hold deeply held religious beliefs, which opposes any scientific nonsense. here to address this side of the issue is an on-line spiritual Flat Earher who has a pretty fair amount of on line clickers to his web site. )

Reverend Flat Earther:
These scientists are out to destroy the the fact that Jesus died for our sins and God did ot create the world in 7 days as the Bible clearly states. They group togethher and conspire against God. There "peer" reviews are just one conspirer confirming the other. These are sick people. Godless and should never be listened to and never should be given air time on your show because they are worng and just lying to you with no evidence and cite nothing from the Bible to back up their conclusions that the
earth is round. I am telling you, the Earth is falt. God does not want you to fall off.

Show host;
OK. But explain photos of the Earth's curvature?

Flat Earther;
You are falling prey to the conspiracy to spread godlessness. These silence conspirators just want other peoples money.

Scientist:
Yes, whe are a non profit and rely on donations and sometimes recieve Government grants for specific Government concerns to provide information.

Host;
So the Flat Earther is correct. You rely on other peoples money.

Scientist;
Why is this an issue over our findings?

Flat Eather;
See, I told you they were out to get other peoples money. Which means I am right that the Earth is Flat and they are wrong. That they want to make it harder for people like me to get donations so I can't exist.

Host;
We are going to have to leave this debate there. Time restraints to meet our advertisers obligations. So Flat Earth or round. A Spirited discussion of the important facts today I am sure give our viewers a better insight of this important question. Knowing, both sides here today we learned are vying for donations.

So you tell me, Am I off on this portrayal.????

ziply said...

OMG, I had forgotten that quote from Shalmaneser! Time to reread SOZ 😻