You may remember Ms. Cupp from her meteoric rise to Conservative Fox News pundit middle-management back in the days when she wore smart girl glasses and presented other attributes which would not be readily apparent if you had only been listening...
...to her...
...on the...
...radio.
But her act got old, and Fox News was already wildly overstocked with the kind of "pundit" that quickens the pulse and delights the eye of the septuagenarian bigots who are their core demographic, and so Ms. Cupp found herself relegated to the wingnut pundit limbo of the HLN network.
But now she's back in the Big Time baby! At the Rick Santorum Network!
However during the interregnum between her long fall from grace at Fox News and her landing a gig at onetime home of Jeffrey Lord, the world changed. You see, the reign of President Stupid has has been so spectacularly awful that is has put even the most hardcore Both Siderists like S.E. Cupp on starvation rations. And more and more frequently the hunger cramps get so bad that they resort to just making ridiculous shit up to be mad at Democrats about.
For example, as she prowled the back alleys of the internet today, pawing through dumpsters behind the White House full of hot takes about cold McDonald's “hamberders” while looking for some sweet, sweet bipartisan indignation to gnaw on, Ms. Cupp happened across this Tweet...
...and promptly went ballistic...Rep. Omar: "Lots of Americans" agree with me that Trump is blackmailing Sen. Graham over his homosexuality pic.twitter.com/xPMAUHSLYE— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) January 17, 2019
...and would not let the mere fact that Representative Omar said no such thing back her off from being outraged -- Outraged I tell's ya! -- at what Representative Omar clearly did not say.This is ignorant, homophobic and unacceptable, @IlhanMN. Democrats, this is becoming a very bad look. https://t.co/EhEmXKvN33— S.E. Cupp (@secupp) January 17, 2019
No. A member of Congress jumped on the patently homophobic “Lindsey must be hiding something” bandwagon and offered precisely ZERO proof, only wholly invented, baseless hypotheticals. That’s irresponsible...and also ignorant, homophobic and unacceptable. https://t.co/gtAL6QGunl— S.E. Cupp (@secupp) January 17, 2019
How fortunate for Ms. Cupp that now works for the Paris Dennard Network, where credibility is obviously is not part of the mission statement.
Behold, a Tip Jar!
9 comments:
Frothy has his own network?
-Doug in Oakland
Omar has her own problems.
But hey, since when do we let the fact that someone didn't say something prevent us from retweeting it and trying to shame the speaker who didn't say it.
More leg, more leg...
I think the right wing should have a debate among themselves over the abundance of actual events / news to report on. To opine about.
Do they really need to spend their corporate dollars on assholes for the purpose of reaching up those Rectums to pull out something to present as news on air?
The intrigue of a FOX viewer burning life hope to get a beaver shot at their news models will still hold their attention when speaking on actual events.
(Not sure how the FOX mesmerizes the female viewers? with all the SE Cupp poses of possible beaver shots, Unless of course. Republican females have an attraction to SE Cupp's leg shots?)
Like the movie, Valdez is coming. FOX employs, The Beaver is coming.
It would be a cost saving endeavor for the company.
Sippy Cup has always been heinous POS. It's also clear that in the age of Trump, every rightwingnut welfare recipient rushes to outdo each other in the egregiousness of their bald-faced Lies because why not?
What's kinda sorta amusing here, though, is that rightwing homophobic spooge buckets like Tom Elliot (whoever da fuq he is) and then Sippy are the ones broadcasting smack about Lindsay and his alleged homosexuality, which has, so far as I know, gone unproven.
So who, really, is causing the biggest problem for Graham? It's not Rep Omar, who said no such thing. It's the circle jerk of the rightwingnut welfare assholes.
It's really amusing how THEY are the ones "outing" Graham.
Most on the left could care less what Graham does in his private life, if it's with consenting adults. It's the audience of Sippy who'll be upset with Graham if he's proven to be gay.
Way to go, lying losers.
Losers gotta lose. Liars gotta lie.
Good morning, Mr. Glass.
If only there were some way to...I don't know...watch the video in question. You know? Like a button or something. Something conveniently located in, like, the center of the video.
Oh well.
Be seeing you.
This gave me my first good chuckle of the day: "...even the most hardcore Both Siderists like S.E. Cupp on starvation rations."
Thank you!
Attached at the lips, they are going down, and OUT, with him.
But you know, now that it's out there, it doesn't matter if [sic] it's true or not
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