Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Meet America's New Ambassador to the Vatican


Mrs. Tiffany Homewrecker nee Jizzbucket Callista Gingrich.

Meanwhile, her purveyor, Newton Leroy "Definer of civilization. Teacher of the Rules of Civilization Arouser of those who Fan Civilization Organizer" Gingrich, was apparently spending a little of the pin money he picked up for excreting a steaming log of prose called "Understanding Trump" on jug wine* and Quaaludes.


Because nothing means anything anymore.


*Thanks for the catch.

7 comments:

Jimbo said...

So is Helmet Hair taking a selfie of herself leaving out Pope Frankie? Also, the Pope does not look even remotely pleased by President Stupid's choice of Ambassador to Vatican City. No surprise. Will Newt spend the next three years getting fat on Roman pasta or is he flitting back and forth between Rome and Washington? The less America sees of that POS, the better.

Yastreblyansky said...

It's because of the miraculous way she brought Newtie to the Holy Church, with nothing but lips-together-teeth-apart. She's a virgin martyr!

dinthebeast said...

"...remarkably stgroing in hius joint..."

Couldn't have said it better myself.

-Doug in Oakland

Robt said...

As an agnostic leaning atheist.

This story of the adulterous Calista almost makes me want to say a pray for Pope Francis.

Who I have come to respect very much.

Dan Kleiner said...

"jug winE"

just sayin.

Unknown said...

The best Tweet I saw in response to Newt was: "I guess your spell checker is in the hospital battling cancer so you've abandoned it."

Stentor said...

It's mostly due to his fucking fat thumbs.