Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Newt Gingrich: The Greatest Wingnut Welfare Queen of Them All



The Definer of Civilization has another shitty book out.

It is called "Understanding Trump".

It has a forward by Eric Trump.

It has a breathlessly excited blurb by Sean Hannity.

It has a glowing write-up in Breitbart the official house organ of GOP's General Directorate for the Moral Hygiene of Party Members:
Newt Gingrich: Donald Trump One of the Smartest Presidents Ever

Discussing his new book, Understanding Trump, with Breitbart editor-in-chief Alex Marlow on Monday, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich explained why he believes Donald Trump is one of the smartest people ever to have served as President of the United States.

“What always surprises members of the elite is I believe he is one of three or four smartest people ever to be president,” Gingrich said, adding:
I think he’s in the same league as someone like Lincoln or Theodore Roosevelt … I also think he’s one of the most energetic since Roosevelt, which is why you get these tweets at five in the morning, when he wakes up he has too much energy. I think also he has an instinct for disruption comparable to Andrew Jackson… He is constantly looking for ways to fix things, to change things, to breakthrough.

So why is The Offal That Walks Like a Man being interviewed by the once-venerable NPR as if he were a serious thinker?


Because until they are cast into Mount Doom, The Gingrich Rules are forever.



Behold, a Tip Jar!


3 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Wasn't he supposed to go kick it at the Vatican or something? They ought to know what to do with someone like him there...

-Doug in Oakland

trgahan said...

For those scoring at home:

The unreconstructed, too-racist-for-a-judgeship, MAX Mandatory!, Reefer Madness, Fuck CIVIL RIGHTS! Attorney General and the department he heads are now on the Republican list of Deep State, Globalist Cabal controlled Stooges/Agencies out to enslave humble Christian white people and give their stuff to brown people....

...BECAUSE...

...less than a month into his appointment Sessions wouldn't break the law to bury the investigation that, at very least, is going to out Trump Inc. as an organized crime front funded by a hostile foreign entities?

What does that say when the guy who was delivering the "great" in what Crazy Uncle Liberty and Auntie ALL CAPS meant by Great Again! is suddenly a traitor?

Robt said...

First,
For a second you are Calista's parents and she just brought the Newt home to meet you and tell you they are getting married as soon as Newt;s most recent marriage divorce is finalized. Any thoughts? Like you are not moving in here?

2nd
Is Trump as smart as Newt touts in his book because he will no pick Newt for any paying job with benefits under the White House purvey?

3rd,
Just how many of Trump's base will buy his book for decorations or urge to have memorabilia of Trumps? They If they are able to read. Comprehension is clearly not available at this time.

4rh
Just one Executive Order is all it would take to merrily make all them Boy Scouts read the book.

5th
Trump, the smartest man has spoken the words telling us that his book, :Art of the Deal" is only second best as the Bible is first. I figure Mein Kampf
is third best all time book.

How does this one get rated. Trump didn't write it so it cannot make best seller unless the "best seller business" is fake and failing, right?