Tuesday, March 08, 2016

The Miracle Of Trumpsubstantiation

These delicious Trump Steaks -- which are the most excellent steaks ever to come from any cow that has ever existed -- are my yuuuuuge winningness.

Eat them chumps!

And this awesome Trump Brand Premium Wine from the finest, most amazing vineyard on this entire planet of Earth?

This is my ego.

Drink it, losers!

This is the Word of Trump for the People of Trump.

From Reuters:
Trump wins Michigan, Mississippi as four U.S. states vote


Paul Wartenberg said...

Where the hell is there a Trump vineyard? Hoboken?

<---(inadvertently insults prosperous New Jersey wine industry) (oops)

Anonymous said...

Woof. Those steaks look like they have marks from where the jockey was hitting them.

If you are reading this, Marco Rubio, you have my permission to use that little zinger at your next debate with Trump.

If you are still around for it, of course...

Shana said...

Actually it's in Virginia. Unfortunately for those of us in the Commonwealth.

SamB said...

Romney and Rubio do know how to get Trump's goat! Trump, though, lets no insult go unanswered. I wish Michael Dukakis, Al Gore, and John Kerry had had some of that!

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

Gore and Kerry didn't need any of that; they merely needed an honest voting process and an honest media.