Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Wingnut Demagogue Highlander



Today Trump boosted Mike Huckabee's Nazi gold.

Tomorrow it will be something else.

This political season has felt like binge watching Wingnut Demagogue Highlander -- my imaginary show on USA in which, each week,  a mob of reckless charlatans try to chop each other's heads off and steal each other's power, but however complicated the plot gets, by the end of each episode, the protagonist has always won and has always gotten a little bit stronger.

And while I am not fool enough to gamble on who the ultimate winner will be, in the game of Wingnut Demagogue Highlander, never bet against someone who had been President and CEO-for-Life of his own successful bullshit manufacturing empire for the last 30 years...



7 comments:

One Fly said...

A HUUUUGE no shit!

Jimbo said...

What remains morbidly fascinating is how the Klown Kar passengers live almost entirely outside the reality of our senses; a collection of demons (albeit either cynics or sociopaths) that care not at all about dragging the nation ever downwards.

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

OK, I am stumped. What bizarre life-form has your malfunctioning transporter merged with Trump?

bowtiejack said...

OMG!
Since conservatism can never fail, but only be failed, is it possible these people are failing conservatism?
How ironic since in their parallel universe they do not recognize irony, satire and such pointy-headed liberal elitist concepts.

Neo Tuxedo said...

Bill, I'm pretty sure that's a Predator.

Sandman said...

Ivory Bill: It's from the movie "Predator."

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

That shows how scantly and selectively I pay attention to popular culture. Horror movies and/or action movies hold little appeal for me. Indeed, I haven't gone to a theater to see any movie in over 20 years.