Wednesday, June 24, 2015

The Search For Nimrata Randhawa-Haley's Birth Certificate Begins*

Longtime readers know that I have gradually come to the conclusion that looking-with-alarm at what batshit poison Rush Limbaugh or Mark Levine** are vomiting on any given day is a mug's game. The only way to break the death-grip of the calamitously insane Right is by focusing what little fire we have on their political and media enablers in the Fake Center.  That is the way around their Maginot Line.

However, today I think it is instructive point out Magda Goebbels Ann Coulter's comments on   Confederate News Network to show shows just how fast they will drop a not-one-of-us house on any otherwise-loyal Republican stooge who dares to cross the Party of Jefferson Davis.

Sure, she would like to think that Governor Haley is one of the good ones (From Talking Points Memo) --
...though, I really like to like Nikki Haley since she is a Republican.
-- but in light of her stunning betrayal of the True Flag of The Transvaal White Jebusland, Josephine McCarthy Ann Coulter now has serious questions about Governor Haley's, um, pedigree:
During an appearance with Kennedy on Fox Business Network, Coulter said that the deadly shooting at a history black church in Charleston "had nothing to do with the Confederate flag." And she lamented that that Americans do not understand the history of the Confederate flag.

She then said that many media outlets, such as MSNBC, got the flag's history in South Carolina wrong, noting that the flag first went up at the capitol in 1962 under a Democratic governor and legislature to mark the 100th anniversary of the Civil War.

Coulter then took a shot at South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley (R), who on Monday called for the removal of the Confederate flag from the state capitol grounds.

"I’m appalled by –– though, I really like to like Nikki Haley since she is a Republican. On the other hand, she is an immigrant and does not understand America’s history," Coulter said.
As Phyllis Schlafly shambles towards the grave and a very unpleasant meeting with her Maker, Mary Matalin is poised to take over her job as Dowager Gorgon of the Party of Jefferson Davis.  When that happens, Ms. Coulter stands ready to step into the position of Vice Gorgon, which means that one of Roger Ailes' on-air tit-shaking shoutycrackers can slip into Ms. Coulter's job as Regional Sales Manager for Racism and Bile.

And everybody moves up.

*Corrected thanks to @Nyckname.



Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

In the Mirror Universe, mAnn would have already found a way to assassinate Phyllis and Mary both, and ascend to the Gorgonship.

Also, "The Tit-Shaking Shoutycrackers" would be an awesome name for an all-female cowpunk band.

bowtiejack said...

"Dowager Gorgon"


I bow before your awesomeness,

KnaveRupe said...

And the Peter Principle grinds inexorably onward.

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

"...under a Democratic governor and legislature..."

As always from any drone of the Reactionary Spokesborg, Coulter neglects to mention the massive--ongoing as of 1962--exchange of traditional constituencies between the two major parties, which would confuse both Abe Lincoln and Jeff Davis mightily if they somehow returned today.

Are people actually buying this? Is ignorance of our own country's recent political history that widespread?

Red Hand said...

Since the Governor of of SC was born here in the United States, how can she possible be an "immigrant"? Coulter is one sick puppy.

BTW, it's Mark Levin, not Levine. He, in my view, is even more toxic than Dear Ann.