As your humble insufferable apologist for totalitarian jackbootery recently prophesied, the direct application of the words "birth certificate" and "plane crash" to the decapitated remains of the Party of Personal Responsibility have caused that very unquiet corpse to violently spasm exactly as science predicted:
WND EXCLUSIVETOP OFFICIAL IN OBAMA BIRTH MYSTERY KILLED
Of course, it was never a "Birth Mystery": it was a scam invented by con-men and demagogues to shuck a mob of angry, terrified imbeciles out of their money and voted
But please continue...
A key Hawaii official in the dispute over Barack Obama’s birth certificate – who lifted state restrictions to allow the White House to present the document to the public – has died in a plane crash. ...
Later, Obama asked for copies of the document, and under Fuddy, the state instantly waived a long-claimed ban on reproducing long-form birth certificates. On Fuddy’s instructions, copies were produced and delivered to Judith Corley, a private attorney for Obama.
So far, so good. But then, as always happens when you mix bigoted paranoia with opening-your-pie-hole, rounding a curve at 200 lies-per-hour the clown car starts to lose control on a slick layer of its own bullshit:
Later, Obama asked for copies of the document, and under Fuddy, the state instantly waived a long-claimed ban on reproducing long-form birth certificates. On Fuddy’s instructions, copies were produced and delivered to Judith Corley, a private attorney for Obama.
Immediately after the delivered copy was posted on the White House website, however, numerous computer graphics and software experts declared it fraudulent...
And slam directly into reality's retaining wall, spraying onlookers with a fiery mix of lunatic hysteria and raging, feculent dumbassery:
Still a live issueThe one official law enforcement investigation into the issue, conducted on the orders of Maricopa County, Ariz., Sheriff Joe Arpaio, concluded the document posted by the White House is a forgery.
Arpaio has said the investigation is ongoing and more evidence has been discovered to bolster his team’s conclusion.
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Which, let's face it, is the only reason the rubes show up at the track in the first place.
2 comments:
If Birthers and Conservatives actually, truly believe that President Obama had Loretta Fuddy assassinated and has done so with many other people, including his gay muslim indonesian husband, and those who know the truth, while also silencing Conservative groups with the IRS and NSA, while also leaving the military to be killed by his Muslim Brotherhood Allies then they have to be the BIGGEST GROUP of CHICKEN SHIT COWARDS who have ever lived.
Act on the courage of your convictions. But, no they just type away apparently without a fear in the world that Obama's Jeremiah Wright Thug Assassin Squad will come for them next.
Obama doesn't need his Jeremiah Wright Thug Assassin Squad to silence his enemies. I have it on excellent authority that he just tosses anyone who knows The!Truth! into supermax hellholes where they rot incommunicado forever.
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