Monday, November 25, 2013

On Message


Today, like every other day, without having to lift a finger, your Crazy Uncle Liberty got his wingnut bullshit talking points served up piping hot for breakfast, lunch and dinner:
"I wonder what the deal clincher was.  Did Obama promise the supreme leader of Iran that, if he liked his health care plan, he could keep it?  What was it that cinched this deal?  Man, oh, man, oh, man.  These people will do anything to distract us from how bad Obamacare is, including let the Iranians get a nuclear weapon down the road.  It's unbelievable.  And you know what they're counting on?  They're counting on the fact that most people don't care about Iran."

-- Maximum Republican Leader-for-Life, Rush Limbaugh

David Limbaugh: Prez treats tea-partiers as enemies and Islamic theocracy as peace partner

"...From Obama’s perspective, one thing is definitely more urgent than any foreign policy issue on the table: creating a serious enough diversion to slow down his free-falling approval ratings from the Obamacare rollout and insurance policy cancellations, which have exposed his deliberate deceit of the American people."

-- David "Fredo" Limbaugh, aka Limbaugh the Lesser,
who has a well-paying media gig because bros before pros.

"Amazing what WH will do to distract attention from O-care."

-- Actual United States Senator, John Cornyn on The Twitter

"So he is desperately trying to change the subject from ObamaCare to just about anything else. As Dan wrote this morning, he sent John Kerry off to get a deal with Iran at any cost so the two of them could wave the piece of paper and pretend they had accomplished something."

-- Honest-to-God, one-time Republican presidential nomination front-runner,

“Don’t you think it’s a little curious? Some of my friends were talking over the weekend, isn’t that curious timing? Out of nowhere, you know, in the midst of Obamacare not unrolling correctly, the president’s poll numbers never been lower then, look, [Secretary of State] John Kerry pulls a rabbit out of his hat and changes the subject.”

-- One-man Conservative Thinkin' Real Hard Tank and log-of-feces homonym,

"Despite mainstream media outlets including NBC News declaring it foolish to link the Obama administration’s big Iranian sellout to changing the subject from Obamacare, The New York Times did just that on Monday, announcing that the Iran deal was a “welcome change of subject” from Obamacare."

repeating what he thinks the oldsters saying
over at the Batshit Grownup's Table

Which is why tomorrow your email inbox will be full of your Crazy Uncle Liberty's received wisdom about Iran and Obamacare.

And so it will go and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.  Right up until Roger Ailes and Boss Limbaugh decide the Pig People need to start screeeeeeeeeching hysterically about something else.


Anonymous said...

Good morning, Mr. Glass.

The Walking Braindead.

Enjoy your day.

---Kevin Holsinger

n1ck said...

Birth Certificate!

School Transcripts!

Death Panels!

Fast and Furious!





The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

The funny thing is that the Republicans are continually cutting themselves and then blaming Obama, Democrats, the libruuul media, and everyone else for their loss of blood.

Please proceed, fascists.