"What would Derek Flint do?" Edition
Watching Paul Krugman punching Steve Forbes in the face on GPS was fun, but for the most part the fops and fools of the Mouse Circus phoned it in today.
GOP front-runner Herman Cain burnished his wingnut bona fides by showing off his ability to hold two diametrically opposed opinions almost in the same paragraph: first announcing that Liberals are bent on destroying America on purpose (No kidding. He really said that.) and then declaring that the problem with Washington is that partisans are so dug into their own positions that no one will listen to ideas from the other side.
Like every other Fox News Conservative, when Herman Cain says "people won't listen to each other ideas", what he means is "those damned hippies and their brainwashed Negro lackeys won't shut the fuck up and agree to double down on the same failed ideas that got us into mess in the first place."
I'm sure once he tanks and sells his primary supporter shares to Romney, "Herman Cain's Hour of Power" will be most popular show on Fox's Sunday morning lineup.
"Meet the Press" once again solved the problem of smelly, inconvenient Liberal opinions tracking some ugly reality into their puppet show by going 100% Republican.
Flip the channel, and there was Mary Matalin tooting her dog-whistle: "Obama governs as an unreconstructed Liberal."
Flip the channel again and watch Liz Cheney eat another baby live on Fox News.
The Mouse Circus: Where never is heard a discouraging word.
So what would Derek Flint do?
He'd infiltrate their secret island fortress to expose and disrupt their diabolical plans.
Ah, but what to do when the villain's island fortress is Manhattan and their diabolical plans are not remotely secret?
You still expose.
You still disrupt.
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