Tuesday, October 25, 2011

"Baby Deepdish" To Speak?


Is this infant (pictured here in an Exclusive! Fox News artists' sketch) actually Herman Cain's long rumored out-of-wedlock-white-rape-baby?

Will "Baby Deepdish" (as he has been nicknamed by some Beltway wags) come forward to confirm the shocking Herman-Cain-out-of-wedlock-white-rape-baby rumors?

Stay tuned to Fox News for more details on this developing story.

3 comments:

Fran / Blue Gal said...

Ya know, there is a very distinct resemblance, and as journalists, we have a responsibility to report on this controversy.

H. Cain said...

You know, that is one devilishly handsome baby.

Elizabeth Adams said...

Is it true that the labor lasted nine hours and he weighed 9 lbs. 9 oz.?