Friday, September 23, 2011
Having Examined All 337 Individual Cuts
in this video, I can safely report that the only cinematic detail lacking is a scene where Rick Perry cuts off Osama bin Laden's head with an America flag, just before he leaps into a time machine to travel back to 1912 to save Sweet Baby Ronald Reagan and Reagan's adorable kitten -- Small Gummint -- from a burning building.
After which the adorable Small Gummint would look soulfully at where the camera would be( if this were being filmed) and mouth the single word "Liberty?", before Rick Perry returned to the present day to kill a guy on death row.
Who shot Greedo with a .44 magnum (the most powerful handgun in the world) ?
Rick Perry did!
Who saved Sarah Connor from the Nazis?
Rick Perry did!
Who built the pyramids all by himself out of beer cans and Jesus?
Rick Fucking Perry did!
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Nice one DG. What have we come to as a society when the best the GOP can do is a battle of the @#$%^&* haircuts?! There isn't even a slight respect for truth and sincerity anymore. Both Romney and Perry have contradicted themselves so much it is nothing short of laughable at this point. I want to see the debates between Obama and either one of these fools.
I read the other day that Pawlenty's video guy went over to Perry, and it certainly seems like that.
Can't we just pay for actual porn for conservatives, and bypass all the war porn and fake cowboy porn? It's just sad that Perry and Palin get them so excited.
Looks like Perry picked up Pawlenty's old campaign admen. Sheesh. He loves America soooo much he wants to take her round back the woodshed and git 'er in the family way.
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