As The Project Enters Its Third Year...

We join our process synergeering meeting at the moment it begins leveraging LEAN, Six Smegma thinking and rapid prototyping pedagogues to bend the excellence curve in the direction of awesome that the focus groups told them would increase the stopping experience eyeballage by seventy quatloos.

Or something.

Three things I know to be true.

First, this is -- with few exceptions -- Every. God. Damned. Brainstorming. Meeting. I have ever been in.

Second, the proportions here correctly reflect the Real World: three, chipper, vacuous chipmunks spewing meaningless word-trinkets, and one guy with a note pad and a good idea.

Three, after the project goes "Boom!", it ain't the fucking chipmunks who are going to be thrown under the bus.

(h/t Miss Cellania for this wonderful find.)