Friday, July 03, 2009

Remember, It's Just Celebrities On Teevee



All the shrieking, eliminationist hate is just waggish performance art.

Meatsticks and moral imbeciles in high office? Simply wacky bit players in a hi-larious farce.

News, only Punch and Judy with better hair.

War, a mildly thrilling noise from over the horizon.

Tragedy, merely high-definition weirdness happening far, far away.

And nothing really, really matters.

Until you wake up and notice your country has been gutted and your children's future sold to Chinese bankers

6 comments:

lockswriter said...

I thought there was no way she could possibly be any more freakish and repulsive. I was right.

Rehctaw said...

"And you ask yourself, HOW did I get here?...

Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was..."

At least since "Morning in America"

Since they started planting this inedible, indigestible crop of hate and blame, allowing it to flourish while insisting it's delicious...

When they stopped the clock on Warhol's 15 minutes. Perpetuating the stoopid's hold on our dietary
options...

Mommybrain said...

Dang, I go months without having to think about Her Ugliness and now BAM!, there It is in the perfect shoop. S/He looks much better this way.

I still can't stop giggling over the Lieberman one from a few years back.

Distributorcap said...

i knew michael jackson wrote "man in the mirror" for a reason.

Batocchio said...

Yikes.

I agree - for the paid shills, at least, it's just the performance art of hate. ( I actually wrote a long post back in 2006 on Coulter and that angle, called "The Aryan Minstrel Show.")

Happy Independence Day, too!

Cirze said...

At least we'll get some independence from her Alice presence for a while (as she angles to escape investigation and trial before eventually reappearing in 2011 as the ultimate Rethuglican hope (again!)).

Thanks for all you do. Loved the O'Dell one too. So sorry, but you are not especially singled out.

S