Thursday, July 02, 2009

No One Could Have Predicted


That the Mark Sanford Christian spiritual chaperon "Breakup With Benefits" thingie would not turn out to be a complete and spectacular success.

From Christianity Today:
Sanford: Spiritual Adviser Chaperoned Mistress Farewell Meeting
June 30, 2009 11:41AM

Sarah Pulliam

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford admitted today that he saw his mistress more times, including what was supposed to be a farewell meeting in New York accompanied by a spiritual adviser, according to an Associated Press report.

The governor told that AP that with his wife's permission, went to New York with a "trusted spiritual adviser" serving as chaperone to end the affair. The three went to church and dinner together and parted ways the same night. The AP article does not indicate who the adviser was.
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Any cult whose most notable contributions to human sexual understanding include "Abstinence Only" sex education, "Purity Balls" and "Praying the gay away" needs to shut the fuck up about the giggity giggity for the next thousand years or so.

5 comments:

triozyg said...

i'm amazed at how you always find the right vids -- even in furrin words I don't understand it's purfect

Rehctaw said...

The uptight upright brigade may want to reconsider its recruiting methods and mission statement.

Clearly their ads are not producing the desired recruits, just recruits with desire.

Lends great validation to Chris Rock's observation that men are only as committed as their OPTIONS.

Cirze said...

Paul Krugman said something along the same line the other day (but on another of teh cult's favorite issues) when he commented in his blog on the applause that a half-witted Ga. representative got when he said in Congress that global warming was a hoax.

So he's in pretty good company.

Rock on.

S

Any cult whose most notable contributions to human sexual understanding include "Abstinence Only" sex education, "Purity Balls" and "Praying the gay away" needs to shut the fuck up about the giggity giggity for the next thousand years or so.

Monster from the Id said...

Off-topic: Encouraging news in the Troy Davis case. The Supreme Court has agreed to hear the appeal of his highly dubious conviction for capital murder when it reconvenes in September. In case the Court does not overturn the conviction, this link includes a way to e-mail the office of the new DA in Savannah, who has the authority to open a new investigation.

http://takeaction.amnestyusa.org/siteapps/advocacy/ActionItem.aspx?c=jhKPIXPCIoE&b=2590179&aid=12361&ICID=A0906A01&tr=y&auid=5030305

Anonymous said...

So if he brought his "spiritual advisor" - does that mean they had a threesome?

Kristin