Wednesday, July 01, 2009

President Palin Begins Her 2nd Term


Fielding a question about her controversial "Holy Lands Cleansing Liberty Crusade" from CBS chief White House Correspondent, Ann Coulter.

From the Vanity Fair thingie that everyone else is talking about:

"...
Whatever her political future, the emergence of Sarah Palin raises questions that will not soon go away. What does it say about the nature of modern American politics that a public official who often seems proud of what she does not know is not only accepted but applauded? What does her prominence say about the importance of having (or lacking) a record of achievement in public life? Why did so many skilled veterans of the Republican Party—long regarded as the more adroit team in presidential politics—keep loyally working for her election even after they privately realized she was casual about the truth and totally unfit for the vice-presidency?
..."

Oh! Oh! Mr. Kott-air! I know this one!

The answers are:
A) That there is no one left inside the Party of Lincoln but toe-picking halfwits, bigots and assorted other moral imbeciles.

B) Because members of the Mainstream Media who aren't outright whores are dead from the neck up.

C) Because more than 20 years ago the GOP ceased to be anything but a slavering pack of power-junkie perverts.

So what do I win?

(Sure, I joke it up now, but in 2.5 years I
know damn well know I'm going to have to
dig this fucking graphic out of my archives.)

7 comments:

Fran / Blue Gal said...

OH. My. God.

darkblack said...

Yeah, that Dick's gonna get whipped out again. It's America, Jake.

;>)

Sandy Underpants said...

you are talented, perceptive and so fuckin' funny. that pic is perfect.

Jenonymous said...

Drifty.

2 reactions:

1) Great pic!

2) Eye bleach/unicorn chaser, please!

Anonymous said...

What does it say about the nature of modern American politics that a public official who often seems proud of what she does not know is not only accepted but applauded?

Palin is Bush Squared plus Tits. Proud to be stupid. A role model for the millions of ignorant Repigs who demand a leader who won't make them feel inferior for their rank ignorance.

tanbark said...

My God! The satanic photoshoppe from hell, fer shure. :o)

But I aint worried about Palin. She's enjoying a little spike because another golden boy bit the...errr...dust.

I would LOVVVE to see the republicans turn suicidal enough to give her a mulligan for another run, this time as FIRST snake-twirler.

This woman scares the living shit out of way too many americans to be elected to lead us. And after the ass-kicking they just took, I don't think the corporate wing of the party is interested in letting her turn the GOP into the flat-earth society.

Distributorcap said...

i guess we wont have Sarah Palin to kick around anymore

too bad - she was such a great soccer mom