Tim, Davey, George and Chris
Hey, Hey We're the Manques
3..2..1...
Here we come,
Shlockin' up yer tubes.
Dirty Hippies all hate us
So we pitch to the rubes.
Hey, hey, we're the Manques
And people say we dumb it all down.
We're all too busy poo flinging
To ever get out of Georgetown.
...
It's a helluva racket,
This opining really badly for pay,
We're the Kings of Pundit Nation,
With absolutely nothing to say.
...
Hey, hey, we're the Manques,
The Apocalypse's smirking emcees
so you'd better get ready,
We're gonna get you through your teevees.
17 comments:
Shakespeare said, "the first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers".
Had TV pundits existed in Big Bill's time, he might have changed that list of priorities.
It's such a circle jerk. If not for bloggers do they even have an audience?
Seriously. How do the dildi look in the mirror and not bitch-slap themselves?
Drifty, I your post 5 Johnny Cash Fingers Up.
Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.
Your photoshop is a thing of beauty, my friend.
"Hey, hey, we're the Manques
And people say we dumb it all down.
We're all too busy poo flinging
To ever get out of Georgetown."
Nice!
ah-HAHAHAHAHAHA. You keep the keyboard manufacturers in business, Driftglass.
Len said...
"Were just trying to be friendly,
come and listen to us fling and hate
cuz we're the axis of asshats
and we've got something to say...
Hey Hey were the manques
you never know were we'll be found
so you'd better get ready
to come and put us down.
PS.
Like dogs in the street.
Manque-Vision(ary)!
Nothing touches this metaphor, DG, you are sooooo erudite.
Suzan
Welcome to Pottersville
Drifty, as always, the enjoyment of learning a new word here at your place is overwhelmed by the meaning of that new word. You are the wizard of the word wonks!
Suzan, your post on Monsanto is terrifying.
I still say it's a wonderful country where you can make five million bucks a year for being a jackass.
While licking coffee spew off my monitor, I -- verbose word monger -- am Manque of Words.
Thank you, Driftglass. (Just had an acid flashback to them Manufactured Boy Band late sixties.)
--Ivory Bill,
I agree with you sentiment, but not your target. Shakespeare held the lawyers in much higher esteem than the Broder Manques.
sláinte,
cl
Yeah, yeah, I know, CL. My mom's a retired legal secretary, and she'd always remind me what the Bard really meant every time I quoted that, yadda yadda...
Waitaminnit...
Mom? Is that you? :D
The Monkeys were the coolest of the "manufactured boy bands of the 60's"however.I remember it well,which I suppose proves conclusively that I wasn't really there.Anyhoo...inspired stuff."flinging poo" resonates quite nicely.
Drifty,
Now that is teh sweeeeet!
ServingPatriot
Awwwwww maaaaan...... why ya wanna do that to the Monkees!!! I was just wild for them.
Really great job though, perrrrrfect!! ;-)
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