Why should we believe what lying sacks of shit tell us? Unless Dobson wants to take the Xianist martyr approach and cry that he and his fellow travelers are being discriminated against because the secularislamoatheistliberalfascists are denying them a Xianist candidate.
Is Dobson denying that staying home and self-pleasuring (I don't want to know how he does that either) on Election Day makes the baby Jeebus cry? That's what he said last time.
Well, hell, I thought you had to be a conservative in order to be a neocon..... so he skipped doin' dobson and went right to the kagans? Is there a red dress we should know about? Me thinks bobbin' dobson protesteth too much ;-)
Old cracks in the GOP facade are gettin all crumbly again. Will John 'Cuddles' McCain be able to win without a Huckabee/Christopath endorsement? Can that Klown parade be jettisoned without compromsing GOP hull stability? Or will he sidle up for still more of that Good Ole Pervin' reach around pandering to the batshit crazy base? Seems they need him more than he needs them (and there's something about making them beg that seems appropriate). I imagine the closed door closet session would sound familiar..
Dobson: "I wish I knew how to quit you!" Cuddles: We can get together... once in a while, way the hell out in the middle of nowhere, but... Dobson: Once in a while? Every four fuckin' years? Cuddles: If you can't fix it, Dobbie, you gotta stand it. Dobson: For how long? Cuddles: For as long as we can ride it. There ain't no reins on this one.
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Well, that worked well for them, didn't it now?
A spoonful of sugar helps the Kool-Aid go down. ;-)
US Blues said...
"A spoonful of sugar helps the Kool-Aid go down. ;-)"
and a pinch of cyanogen bromide helps it stay down :-))
Too bad that message is "an exclusive to the Laura Ingram show." I'd like it to receive wider distribution.
Why should we believe what lying sacks of shit tell us? Unless Dobson wants to take the Xianist martyr approach and cry that he and his fellow travelers are being discriminated against because the secularislamoatheistliberalfascists are denying them a Xianist candidate.
K. Ron Silkwood
Well, hell; there goes the pit-viper vote. :o)
Is Dobson affiliated with NAMBLA?
Is Dobson denying that staying home and self-pleasuring (I don't want to know how he does that either) on Election Day makes the baby Jeebus cry? That's what he said last time.
We need to throw a bottle of hot sauce in the middle of that bunch to accelerate the cannibalism.
Well, hell, I thought you had to be a conservative in order to be a neocon..... so he skipped doin' dobson and went right to the kagans? Is there a red dress we should know about? Me thinks bobbin' dobson protesteth too much ;-)
Old cracks in the GOP facade are gettin all crumbly again. Will John 'Cuddles' McCain be able to win without a Huckabee/Christopath endorsement? Can that Klown parade be jettisoned without compromsing GOP hull stability? Or will he sidle up for still more of that Good Ole Pervin' reach around pandering to the batshit crazy base? Seems they need him more than he needs them (and there's something about making them beg that seems appropriate).
I imagine the closed door closet session would sound familiar..
Dobson: "I wish I knew how to quit you!"
Cuddles: We can get together... once in a while, way the hell out in the middle of nowhere, but...
Dobson: Once in a while? Every four fuckin' years?
Cuddles: If you can't fix it, Dobbie, you gotta stand it.
Dobson: For how long?
Cuddles: For as long as we can ride it. There ain't no reins on this one.
Dobson's litany of problems with McCain made me start to want to vote for him.
"Is Dobson affiliated with NAMBLA?"
The National Association of Marlon Brando Lookalikes? Doubtful.
Selah.
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