Friday, January 04, 2008

BuyPartisans Scramble to Unveil

The MitteryRomniton-3000

BuyPartisan '08: "We Must Unite to Save The Phony Center!”


Anonymous said...

wasn't that 'person' in Duran Duran?

heh heh heh.
Nice work Drifty.


Anonymous said...

As something of a photoshop-monkey myself, let me just say:

Well done, Sir! Possibly your best portmanphoteau thus far. Or, at least, your most skillfully executed.

res ipsa loquitur said...


Phil said...

Nice alloy, the sum is scarier than the parts.

Anonymous said...

A picture is worth a thousand words. Brilliant.

Anonymous said...

Yes, but can it defeat the awesome power of BloomBorg's Unitron-Centro Ray? Or his army of Mecha-Broders? What about BloomBorg's Wallet of Infinite Size?

Anonymous said...

How much do hir haircuts cost?

Anonymous said...

Heavens to Buddha! That's some clicker finger Driftglass has for PhotoShopping pure truthiness (copywrite S.Colbert)!!

Isn't this what the godless scientists call a "chimera"? A cross of somewhat human and other animal species' genetic matter?

Eeeeeiu. I just wondered which DNA chain contributed the heart. Yuck.

Anonymous said...

yikes. That's gonna keep me up tonight. Masterful work.

Anonymous said...

The coronation train suffered a little derailling last night, thanks to Obama and Edwards.

One or two more, and we can get about the business of electing a democrat to carry us to a big win this November, instead of a republican lite, to snatch defeat from victory's jaws...again.

Anonymous said...

PhysioProf's official bipartisanship policy:

I don’t want my party to “build bridges” to the psychopathic racist sexist authoritarian sick fucks that are the remaining dregs of the Republican Party. I want my party to adopt a clear unambiguous progressive platform that repudiates all of the pathology of the degenerate Republican Party.

To the extent that there are any Republicans who are sick of the depravity of their party, and not too addled to recognize that it is their party that has single-handedly created the national clusterfuck we are currently embroiled in, they are welcome to join us. Otherwise, they can all go fuck themselves.

Kevin said...

Duran Duran! ROTFLMAF!

Unknown said...

hey, come on, i just ate!

darkblack said...

The potential "he-said-she-said" attributes of this model are breathtaking.


Anonymous said...

I don't feel so good all of a sudden.

But physio, you rawk.

What you said.

The photoshop? Brain bleach please, more brain bleach. Thass even past Rick James Phreaky.

Right outta Kubrick, Clockworks.

Anonymous said...

Good though! *G*

epiphyte said...


Myrtle June said...

LOVES it!!! :D

What physioprof said.

"wasn't that 'person' in Duran Duran?"

Flock of Seagulls

The funnest part is watching the msm scramble for stuff to publish. They were thrown a bit of a curveball having the script altered like that. :D

Anonymous said...

As a photoshop artist myself let me just say:


Nicely done. I can appreciate how hard it is to make it so seamless unless you were really lucky with your photos. . .

Fran / Blue Gal said...

Physioprof needs to get his own blog. Drifty, remember when Steve kicked you out of the nest? It's time to move it forward.

Unknown said...

Thanks, Blue Gal,

I've been thinking the same about Physioprof's dead-on takes. I'd read him every day.

And the Flock of Seagulls candidate? Drifty you tooooooooooo muuuuuch!


Welcome to Pottersville

Anonymous said...

The potential "he-said-she-said" attributes of this model are breathtaking.

so it depends on which side of their mouth they were talking out of?

Myrtle June said...

Sir Driftglass!!! I'm blown away to be honored on your "Wild Things" list! Thank you! ;-)

Anonymous said...

" Clean Up On Aisle Seven!"
"Bring a shovel and a mop."

'Cause I just shit a ring around myself.
I see I too, have been honored to be on the Wild Things List.

Dude, I feel sooo unworthy.

Thank you, to me, that is as good as an AU PEER award as I will ever see, or ever want.
I am just stunned.


Phil said...

Can ya tell maybe I got a little excited?
I didn't even notice my comment posted as anonymous. Then I lost my wireless connection.
Ever see water dance on a hot skillet?
yeah, something like that.

Thanks again Drifty, it's a huge honor.

LanceThruster said...

That pic is Uniter-rific!!