George Dubya explains

The perils of Nukulers and Evil Dewars to Young Conservatives.


All an Evil Dewar

has to do



Is read about the Nukulers

in "books" (awesome graphic via this site)



Then using his Special Islamo Fascismo

Mind Powers


The Evil Dewar will use "Knowledge"

to kill us all.

Because as every good Conservatives knows, wishing for something to be real is exactly the same as it being real.

Which is why we have to wiretap Murricans, torture people and bomb the Holy Thermo Islamo Fascismo out of anybody who even looks at us funny.

Except the Saudis.

And Pakistan.

And Dubai.

And Syria.

And Kuwait.

And isn't there one called "Frankenstan"?

And some ‘a them other little countries over there.


But not to worry, Young Conservatives; there’ll be plenty of room for you in the mine shafts

once the Pock O Lips gets goin’ good.

The end.

PS. Also the Internets may be involved.