It wasn't enough time, Michael.

It wasn't enough time.

Death wishes War a Fabulous Retirement.

Suggests they should really get together sometime for some puppy-skeet and a little baby’s-blood hot tubbing.

(But you just know they won’t. I mean, they'll plan to, but one'll start moving at that post-retirement-why-can't-we-have-a-three-hour-lunch? pace, and the other'll still be hard at work trying to slag the planet on deadline, and gradually they'll drift apart. Each on a different clock.)

Story here…

Architect of the unpopular war in Iraq, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld was praised lavishly for his service to the nation Friday as he called on Americans to spend more heavily on defense.

President Bush called Rumsfeld "one of America's most skilled, energetic and dedicated public servants." And Vice President Cheney said, "he is the finest secretary of defense this nation has ever had."

Meanwhile the rest of the Seven Dwarves of the Apocalypse


Dopey,




Grumpy,




Snoopy




Oxy




and Skanky



fret each in his or her or its own uniquely malevolent way over how many more friedmans will pass before torch and pitchfork wielding mobs chase them into well-deserved exile, salt the Earth on which they once so fecklessly stomped, and consign the names of “Bush”, “Rumsfeld” and “Cheney” to the same lead-lined appellative sarcophagus as “Cain”, “Rasputin” and “Shitzabunny”.