Joe Lieberman, (Sen-D, CT, Alpha 5)

No... Dems.

The game's not over.

To the last I will grapple with thee!

No... You can't get away...

From hell's Hartford I stab at thee...

For hate's sake... I spit my last breath at thee!

(As apt as it is, I wasn't going to do this -- I'd already used the trope with Dubya -- but commenter llamajockey over at Gilliard's tipped the ball in.)

And then I heard whisperings of Holy Joe's newest campaign tactic...

Rumor has it that Holy Joe’s intends to introduce the “Cheneysis Device” to a preselected area of a Democratic State instantaneously causing what we call the Cheneysis Effect.

Voters are scared stupid...with Republican-generating results.

Instead of a Progressive State, a xenophobic, terrified herd of electoral sheep are created capable of sustaining whatever wingnut propaganda see fit to deposit in them...

Update: So I had to bring this by cleter topside for the obvious reason that it's damned funny:

Oooh, I wish somebody would strand Joe on Ceti Alpha V. I can just imagine him endlessly boring his fellow exiles with brave tales of his heroism in the 2006 primaries. Until they hold him down and dump a bucket of parasitic space-worms on his head in exasperation.

Hate to break it to you Joe, but it is in fact over. You got torpedoed and now you are spinning around aimlessly spewing antimatter and pixie dust out of your busted hulk of a campaign, while the clock counts relentlessly and unstoppably down to the moment you explode into a burst of piping hot space-gas. Ain't nobody gonna put on the oven-mitts and reach down into melty warp core of your failed candidacy to save you, Joe.

Update the Second: And commenter eddie blake practically forced me to finish it off with this...

Lieberkhan: Ned. Ned, you're still alive my old friend.

Ned: Still. Old. Friend.

You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the voters.

Joe, Joe, you've got Republicans, but you don't have me.

You were going to beat me, Joe; you're going to have to come down here.

You're going to have to come down to Connecticut!