No... Dems.
The game's not over.
To the last I will grapple with thee!
No... You can't get away...
From hell's Hartford I stab at thee...
For hate's sake... I spit my last breath at thee!
(As apt as it is, I wasn't going to do this -- I'd already used the trope with Dubya -- but commenter llamajockey over at Gilliard's tipped the ball in.)
And then I heard whisperings of Holy Joe's newest campaign tactic...
Rumor has it that Holy Joe’s intends to introduce the “Cheneysis Device” to a preselected area of a Democratic State instantaneously causing what we call the Cheneysis Effect.Update: So I had to bring this by cleter topside for the obvious reason that it's damned funny:
Voters are scared stupid...with Republican-generating results.
Instead of a Progressive State, a xenophobic, terrified herd of electoral sheep are created capable of sustaining whatever wingnut propaganda see fit to deposit in them...
Oooh, I wish somebody would strand Joe on Ceti Alpha V. I can just imagine him endlessly boring his fellow exiles with brave tales of his heroism in the 2006 primaries. Until they hold him down and dump a bucket of parasitic space-worms on his head in exasperation.Update the Second: And commenter eddie blake practically forced me to finish it off with this...
Hate to break it to you Joe, but it is in fact over. You got torpedoed and now you are spinning around aimlessly spewing antimatter and pixie dust out of your busted hulk of a campaign, while the clock counts relentlessly and unstoppably down to the moment you explode into a burst of piping hot space-gas. Ain't nobody gonna put on the oven-mitts and reach down into melty warp core of your failed candidacy to save you, Joe.
Lieberkhan: Ned. Ned, you're still alive my old friend.
Ned: Still. Old. Friend.
You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the voters.
Joe, Joe, you've got Republicans, but you don't have me.
You were going to beat me, Joe; you're going to have to come down here.
You're going to have to come down to Connecticut!
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Oooh, I wish somebody would strand Joe on Ceti Alpha V. I can just imagine him endlessly boring his fellow exiles with brave tales of his heroism in the 2006 primaries. Until they hold him down and dump a bucket of parasitic space-worms on his head in exasperation.
Hate to break it to you Joe, but it is in fact over. You got torpedoed and now you are spinning around aimlessly spewing antimatter and pixie dust out of your busted hulk of a campaign, while the clock counts relentlessly and unstoppably down to the moment you explode into a burst of piping hot space-gas. Ain't nobody gonna put on the oven-mitts and reach down into melty warp core of your failed candidacy to save you, Joe.
Oooh, I wish somebody would strand Joe on Ceti Alpha V. I can just imagine him endlessly boring his fellow exiles with brave tales of his heroism in the 2006 primaries. Until they hold him down and dump a bucket of parasitic space-worms on his head in exasperation.
Hate to break it to you Joe, but it is in fact over. You got torpedoed and now you are spinning around aimlessly spewing antimatter and pixie dust out of your busted hulk of a campaign, while the clock counts relentlessly and unstoppably down to the moment you explode into a burst of piping hot space-gas. Ain't nobody gonna put on the oven-mitts and reach down into melty warp core of your failed candidacy to save you, Joe.
how the hell did that happen? sorry about the double post. the machines, they hate me.
.....STILL, old FRIEND...you've managed to KILL just about EVERYONE else, but like a POOR MARKSMAN, you KEEP missing the TARGET..
...you were going to KILL me (JOE)You were going to kill ME.... you're going to HAVE to come down HERE.....(to CT)
...damn you seem to come up with the bestest analogies, Drifty...
Heh. Ole Joe should just go lay back on some "fine Corinthian leather" and watch the shopping chanels.
We tried it once your way, Lieberman...are you game for a rematch?
Oh, and Lieberman...I'm LAUGHING at the "superior" senator...
wow, Drifty called me "funny." I am honored.
Star Trek humor... and you posted up at 4:20!!
..........thank you drifty....
Ha ha ha! DG, to paraphrase Jack Nicholson, you make me want to be a better political blogger.
Happy Labor Day weekend, people! Assclowns of the Week: #46 is up a bit early today. On the spit this week:
George W. Bush (4, 8)
Lee Siegel (6)
Pat Buchanan (3)
Donald Rumsfeld (1, naturally)
And much, much more!
Can you imagine if Khan Noonian Singh was real, and leading the Brown Poor of the world in resistance to global capitalism, which was being led by---George W. Bush?
A battle of wits between Khan and Dubya?
Whatever Khan's native language is, we'd all be speaking it in a few years!
NEOKHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
clarke,
Perfect!
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