I think the surgical and psychological communities now all concur that it was a huge mistake to have accepted blotchy, confused “Disco” Andy Coulter for sex reassignment surgery.
It did not slake his obsessively denied crush on Bill Clinton (and corollary over-the-top abhorrence of Hillary.)
Nor did it make a dent in the cancerous self-loathing brought on by his inability to face his uncontrollably stalkerish blowjob Clinton fantasies.
Nor abate his pathological need to project his own darkest passions onto the object of his desire...and then drive himself deeper and deeper into Crazyville with his need to destroy his eXXXternalized depravity.
Here, judge for yourself:
Coulter Comes Out Against Gay Clinton Marriage
You can only bash 9/11 widows for so long before your book starts slip-sliding down the charts. Solution: Call Bill Clinton gay. A source from “The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch” handed us this transcript from tonight’s 10 pm ET show, during which Deutsch notes that Coulter was talking about Bill Clinton off the air and goads her into repeating what she said.
Ms. COULTER: I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality.
DEUTSCH: OK, I think you need to say that again. That Bill Clinton, you think on some level, has — is a latent homosexual, is that what you’re saying?
Ms. COULTER: Yeah.
The rest of this history-changing exchange is below the fold.
DEUTSCH: Before we’re off the air, you were talking about Bill Clinton. Is there anything you want to say about Clinton? No?
Ms. ANN COULTER: No.
DEUTSCH: OK. All right. Did you find him attractive? Was that what it was?
Ms. COULTER: No!
DEUTSCH: You don’t find him attractive?
Ms. COULTER: No. OK, fine, I’ll say it on air.
DEUTSCH: Most women find him attractive.
Ms. COULTER: No.
DEUTSCH: OK, say it on air.
Ms. COULTER: I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality.
DEUTSCH: OK, I think you need to say that again. That Bill Clinton, you think on some level, has — is a latent homosexual, is that what you’re saying?
Ms. COULTER: Yeah. I mean, not sort of just completely anonymous — I don’t know if you read the Starr report, the rest of us were glued to it, I have many passages memorized. No, there was more plot and dialogue in a porno movie.
The conversation swings a bit before Deutsch moves it back to Big Gay Bill.
DEUTSCH: I’m not paying any attention. I’m still stuck on Bill Clinton. Don’t — now, isn’t that an example of mean-spirted? Isn’t that just a mean-spirited low blow? No pun intended.
Ms. COULTER: No. Which part of what I said?
DEUTSCH: I think this…
Ms. COULTER: Well, you can read high crimes and misdemeanors if he wants some low blows.
DEUTSCH: OK. No, no. Here’s a — here’s a president of the United States…
Ms. COULTER: There’s merely a comment.
DEUTSCH: …a former president of the United States, and just saying, `You know what? I think he has latent homosexual tendencies.’
Ms. COULTER: No. I think anyone with that level of promiscuity where, you know, you — I mean, he didn’t know Monica’s name until their sixth sexual encounter. There is something that is — that is of the bathhouse about that.
DEUTSCH: But what is the homosexual — that’s — you could say somebody who maybe doesn’t celebrate women the way he should or just is that he’s a hound dog?
Ms. COULTER: No. It’s just random, is this obsession with his…
DEUTSCH: But where’s the — but where’s the homosexual part of that? I’m — once again, I’m speechless here.
Ms. COULTER: It’s reminiscent of a bathhouse. It’s just this obsession with your own — with your own essence.
DEUTSCH: But why is that homosexual? You could say narcissistic.
Ms. COULTER: Right.
DEUTSCH: You could say nymphomaniac.
Ms. COULTER: Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?
Any guesses?
Me? I say live and let live. And if picturing yourself in a wild four-way with Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Knute Rockne and Flipper is the only way you can get your boat out of the harbor, well then you just go on ahead and indulge your imagination.
But Andy couldn’t stop hating himself for what he felt because, in the end, he didn’t hate his gender.
He hated his identity.
He hated his own soul and, in the end, injections and lopping off 3/4 of an inch of dirty-bad-sinflesh was easier than getting proper counseling.
Sad. Really sad.
Lost his fucking mind.
Kept his good hair though,
so I guess that’s something.
15 comments:
Ewwwwwww. I'm not sure which is more disturbing: the thought that Ann(Andy) has watched enough porn to know how much dialogue the typical flick has - or the thought that at some point she herself touched a woman in a romantic way. I'd hoped her only abuse of my gender was verbal.
Creepy yet I cant look away.
Never mind what all this says about the people who enjoy her screeds.
Damn!, Drift. Your photoshopping skills are getting almost as good as your writing. Keep up the good work.
When, pray tell, are these interviewers going to stop giving this gag-inducing hellwitch the airtime to make such a complete ass of her/himself?
"Hellwitch" would be a great name for an all-female heavy metal band.
Thank you for adding some reality and levity to a ridiculous massage-o-thon between himself and Matthews. I read that on MM first and thought, there is no way to respond to those self-satisfied insular butt buggers. But you showed us all how. Thanks Drifty, we need you more than ever. xo
Some have argued that we'll never get our people back into elected office until we've mastered the utterly repulsive base slander, gender pandering, the can't-look-away-from-a-bloody car-wreck horror technique exemplified here by the Uber Hag. There is no bottom to that particular well of fascinated disgust.
I think that we'll begin winning again when we can look at this behaviour and begin laughing at their deep and utterly pathetic adolescent stupidity. When we grow up, they will inevitably shrink into insignificance. The day we stage a protest at a Bush event and merely point and laugh and laugh and laugh is the day their regime will begin to fall. Just my $0.02.
Good story, Sir DG, but if Ann is really a post-op version of Andy, why wouldn't she just spring for a trachael shave and complete the feminine look? Coulter could certainly afford the requisite surgery, and so it's hard to imagine why Andy would not spring for the entire surgical package.
Which leaves us in the unenviable position of wondering why legions of wingnuts find so attractive an aneroxic dishwater blonde with poor fashion taste and an all-too-obvious Adam's Apple. Looks like their political delusions may pale into insignificance compared to their psychosexual woes.
Great post, as always!
I would have asked Ann just what she meant by "rampant promiscuity." That is really the question. Also, has she never read Fear of Flying? Are women who enjoy six sexual encounters with a man whose name they do not know really lesbians who just hate men? And where the heck did she hear that Clinton had six sexual encounters with Monica before he knew her name? Danny got too hung up on the wrong questions he asked She/He/It.
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