Thursday, January 03, 2019

Hokum's Heroes



The Never Trumpers prove their Conservative credentials by doing that which all Conservatives eventually do:
  1. Pretend the past never happened.
  2. Look for salvation in a new paint job slapped on the same, old, monstrous ideas.









And unto them this day in the Beltway media, a Republican Savior was born.

Or, rather, assembled out of spare parts salvaged from their previous failures...


Behold, a Tip Jar!

9 comments:

bowtiejack said...

Brilliant photoshop!

Kevin Holsinger said...

Good morning, Mr. Glass.

Oh, look! Feyd Harkonnen is here to save us from Rabban Harkonnen! Things will be totally different now!

Be seeing you.

ervin williams said...

Didn't Issak Asimov have the village idiot take over the empire? Does the mule ring a bell?

RUKidding said...

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/romney-vote-for-border-wall_us_5c2d301ee4b05c88b7057ef5

After RMoney "slammed" Trump, he did an immediate about face and waxed lyrical supporting Wall.

Same old, diff'rent day. I guess one could feel "reassured" that in a world that's constantly changing, we can rely on BAIN McMittstir to be suck up corporate raider that he's always forevermore been, and what's more, will always forevermore remain.

Love the photoshop. Really outstanding.

Davis Statton said...


A friend of mine has known Romney for about 40 years (he's a partner with Bain & Company), and I asked him if Mitt will primary Trump. His reply: "He does't have the balls"

trgahan said...

Mitten's Op-Ed and faux-opposition (and the entire Never Trump movement for that matter) was really just:

Trump's fucking up our Electoral prospects! I mean, it's great rich white guys have the Supreme Court for the next generation and that tax cut too, but my friends and I should have been made de-facto extra-legal aristocracy by now with the majorities we obtained in 2016! Instead we almost lost Georgia and Florida to a couple of liberal...."

dinthebeast said...

Really, even "salvaged from their previous failures" would be an improvement as it would require admitting on some level or other that they have previously failed.

-Doug in Oakland

Fatalysk Barnes said...

He’s the “White Horse” Mormons have sent us to save the Constitution.....don’tcha know?

Jimbo said...

This is one of your best ever compositions. Not only the technical feat (you’re a master at that) but also the choice of the figures to`include in the composition. One of the best yet.