Monday, April 23, 2018

The Triumphant Return of Rand Paul Running Away From Things

It has been awhile since we dropped in on the bobs and weaves of the Running Man of Bowling Green, but he's back baby!

And this time Senator Rand Paul is running away from...

...Senator Rand Paul.

And now, the late Johnny Cash:

Behold, a Tip Jar!


dinthebeast said...

I guess it doesn't matter to him how old and tired his shtick gets as long as it still works when he uses it.

-Doug in Oakland

trgahan said...

I second Doug in Oakland...the "Don't Call Me A Republican! I'm A Libertarian!" mouth breathers always remember the first position he takes and are NEVER around for the reversal.

Rand's, like they did his dad's, faux-libertarianism has always been a great cover for Republicans too chickenshit to admit in public their dreams of America as a Conservative Christian White Ethnostate.

Burr Deming said...

I think you've got Rand Paul about right. Object until the cameras are off. Then reverse and surrender. Reluctantly, of course.