Monday, October 09, 2017

Matthew Dowd Remains a Fundamentally Ridiculous Person

These days the media's collective memory about its own complicity in bringing us the Il Douche Shitshow is evaporating right in front of us in real-time like cotton candy in a blast furnace.  So this is your helpful reminder that, less than one year ago, this was the official campaign coverage policy of ABC News' chief political analyst.
Either you care both about Trump being sexual predator & Clinton emails, or u care about neither. But don't talk about one without the other

— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) November 1, 2016
I know this because I was quite aware of Mr. Dowd's crack-head addiction to Both Siderism at the time, and because the WaPo thoughtfully memorialized it here.

And a good thing too, since the original no longer exists on The Twitter. 

Yep.  It's true.  Apparently, in order to properly put Country Over Party, Mr. Dowd felt called to scrub his Twitter history of his more egregious idiocy.

Like this one.

Because he just loves this country so god damn much.

Behold, a Tip Jar!


Robt said...

Dowd would like to forget all about that, you know?

He is on to bigger, better more improved both siderisms.

When he was bought and brought to the ABC plantation. He had decent teeth and was able to speak words in English.

It would never of worked out for him as a late night comic talk show on the FOX. Their viewers have bed time curfews in the senior homes and there would be no one awake to watch him.

Habitat Vic said...

Well, if Dowd (twice divorced) is a conservative who truly loves his country, he needs to get married a third time. Perhaps to an assistant, a mistress, or just a general newer trophy/gold-digger (see Gingrich, tRump, DF Brooks, Guliani, etc, etc).

Sadly, he's currently dating an older Democrat, Maria Shriver (yep, Arnold's ex), but perhaps Newt will put his arm around him and enlighten him as to true Conservative Morals.

Unknown said...

Hey Dowd, Corker much?

Hey Corker, Dowd much?

(fking memory, how does it work?)

bowtiejack said...

Although I generally like your stuff Driftie, I think you are being very unfair to aspiring lickspittles, sycophants, brown-nosers and suck-ups, particularly those of the Fourth Estate. They are just trying to make their way in a hard world where they must be ever attentive to the changeable whims and fancies of The Big Money Guys.

Things have only been made more stressful and uncertain for them by the "election" of the Cheez-Whiz Ceausescu Toddler-in-Chief.

Have pity. Dowd admits in his bio that he is an "Independent" [which we cognoscenti know is code for "a Republican with a sense of shame"]. We're not talking about honesty, integrity, logical reasoning, facts or that stuff here, for God's sake! We're talking about survival! Well, that and drafting the necessary post-indictment article on why "nobody could see it coming".

And have patience. Trump's own post-presidential San Clemente "retirement" is also coming at Butner Federal Prison in the cell next to Bernie Madoff.

dave said...

arrogant is 'thug-lite'...

Randle Aubrey said...

This is the single dumbest tweet I have ever seen him write. Both Siderism notwithstanding, how does this guy still have a job? ABC should fire him simply for being a fucking moron.