Monday, October 23, 2017

It's Been a Long Time Coming


As your newest, bestest, #NeverTrump Republican buddies come to you for a shoulder to cry on about how Donald J. Trump has just gone and ruined their awesome Party of Lincoln, do the world a favor.  Before you tell them how much you like them and admire their honesty and, hell, why not come over to your house and fuck your sister, remind them that their party has been running this "Lie, Decry, Destroy and Deny" scam since long, long before Trump showed up.

In fact (you point out very patiently) it is this very "Lie, Decry, Destroy and Deny" tactic that Republicans at every level (including your newest, bestest, #NeverTrump Republican buddies) gleefully practiced every day for decades that is largely responsible for turning the Party of Lincoln into a such an unsalvageable shitpile of bigots and imbeciles that it could nominate and then elect a monster like Trump -- the walking, talking manifestation of this pathology. 

From me, twelve very long years ago:
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[The Republican party has] created a massive, unstable ammunition dump of their own toxic words, their own Procrustian standards of faultlessness, and now they don’t dare admit that any one of them has ever made a mistake. And to maintain the sham that they are not a Confederacy of Liars on a scale that makes Clinton on his worst day look like a candidate for sainthood, the dogma of their own perfection and infallibility has utterly supplanted fact and reason, which you must admit does fit very neatly with the preexisting Fundamentalist Delusionalism of their base.

The only thing that keeps the rice-paper thin wall between their own Clinton-era rhetoric and their own Bush-era actions is sheer, brazen, unremitting denial. To even whisper the possibility that Dear Leader might be wrong about something – about anything – is to risk that the whole filthy Ponsi scheme falling apart beneath them.

They can’t go back or even slow down without risking that moment of honest reflection with they fear worse than Death itself, so the are condemned to going on and on, running faster and faster, hoping somehow that they can stay ahead of the tsunami of blood and sorrow that their lies have set loose in the world.

Their once proud political Party -- the Party of Lincoln for fuck's sake -- is now just another torchlit mob led by the likes of James Dobson, Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell. And flanked by Tom Delay and Bill Frist and their pustulent ilk on one side and a craven and neutered propaganda machine masquerading as a “Free Press” on the other, they plunge madly on, dragging all of us along deeper and deeper into darkness, shouting out their battle cry. 

Deny! Deny! Deny!

And once you have patiently laid all of this out to your newest, bestest, #NeverTrump Republican buddies, listen very carefully to their answer.

It if begins anything like "But I didn't know..." or "But Both Sides..." then do the world a favor and tell them that while they may not cry on your shoulder, they can definitely kiss your ass.



5 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Not the kid. I don't want any of their teeth in that close proximity to my scrotum...

-Doug in Oakland

RUKidding said...

For better or for worse, I do not know one Dolt 45 fan who is losing faith in their fabulous "leader." The ones I know still LOVE him and think he's doing a "fantastic job."

Direct quote: "Trump has done more in 8 months to make improvements for our country than ANY other POTUS has done during their entire time in office."

I can only dream that I know some #NeverTrump Republicans. All the ones are I know are total MAGA fans. Sad to say...

Qahir Makhani said...

"Economic Anxiety" is a myth. Saying that twitler has done more in 8 months to improve their lives is actually true- the majority of his voters are :

1) Wealthier than Democrat voters on average
2) Likely to be caucasian
3) Likely to be of viewers of Fox News
4) Racist

So when a loud-mouth speaks their minds, offers them tax cuts, encourages + incites hate crimes and therefore gives them permission to not need to cloak their bigotry- they're right.

Robt said...

The real problem (heard it in a song's lyrics)

Assholes vote, so assholes get elected................

It is tough and hard for Trump, I hear. The bone spur 5 deferment Vietnam war hero is having a difficult time on the Golf course. 75 golf outings for Trump. His is such a stud doing that with bone spurs.

So you can see why he hasn't been able to get around to the trivia of implementing the Russian Sanction unanimously passed by Congress. And why congress is so busy behind close Koch doors or like Sen Lindsey Graham golfing with Trump. That following up on the Administration implementing the sanctions is just really hard for say, Speaker Paul Ryan who is out avoiding question after question over White Supremacy to the president's malice of dead or absence there of to Gold Star families.

It is difficult and time consuming when as Speaker you demanded a 4 day work week to spend time with your family. For the same pay of a speaker.

I think if we applied Trickle down econ to Ryan's pay he might raise his productivity.

Cutting his wages and Benefits and allow him to work over time *paying straight time) would make Ryan a better employee. he could work more and earn more money and have that self pride working brings to a person.

Tanbark said...

As the mid-terms tide keeps flowing in, watching the publicans slooowwly but inexorably giving up on turd-polishing Trump, and starting to admit that, gosharootie, he just might be having a bad effect on amurka, is going to become a thriving cottage industry. The hawser lines from The Ship of State are going to be worn smooth as glass from the rat traffic heading for something, anything, like solid ground.