Monday, May 15, 2017

Squint and the Meat Puppet Remind Their Viewers That This Is All Just a Puppet Show

‘Morning Joe’ Hosts: Conway Said She Needed A Shower After Defending Trump

The co-hosts of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe,” Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough, claimed on Monday that senior White House adviser Kellyanne Conway used to say she needed a shower after defending Donald Trump on air.

“This is a woman, by the way, who came on our show during the campaign and would shill for Trump in extensive fashion,” Brzezinski said. “And then she would get off the air, the camera would be turned off, the microphone would be taken off and she would say, ‘Blech, I need to take a shower,’ because she disliked her candidate so much.”

“And also said, it was very interesting, also said that, ‘This is just like my summer in Europe,'” Scarborough said.

“I’m just doing this for the money,” Brzezinski interjected.

“‘I’ll be off this soon.’ I don’t know that she ever said ‘I’m doing this for the money,'” Scarborough said. “But she said, ‘This is just my summer vacation, my summer in Europe and basically I’m just going to get through this.'”

“‘But first I have to take a shower because it feels so dirty to be saying what I’m saying.’ I guess she’s just used to it now,” Brzezinski said.
Of course they knew she was lying all along.  Everyone know that all of them are lying, either Conway-style -- brazen, fuck-you lies in the face of incontrovertible reality -- or the greasy, craven Both Sides Do It lies that make the brazen, fuck-you lies possible in the first place.

Of course they knew she was lying, but they didn't let us in on the Worst Kept Secret in Christendom until it was far, far too late.  Because even though it's a scam, it's a scam with certain rules and formalities, one of which is that game recognizes game, as the kids say.  You are free to fleece the chumps right down to their Ronald Reagan Underoos, but you don't fuck up another playa's play,  

And that is what's happening with President Stupid and his myrmidons like Conway.  Their bullshit has become so relentlessly and surreally ludicrous that is now personally embarrassing to former Trump shills like Scarborough and Brzezinsk: it has jumped an unspoken but universally honored median strip between Shit and Shinola, which is crippling their corporate brand and threatening to fuck up the entire, unholy, incestuous game of collusion between wildly overpaid corporate muppets like Scarborough and Brzezinski, and get-the-cash-up-front political liars like Conway.

A game whose parameters the late, great Powers Boothe explained perfectly as Senator Rourk in Sin City...


Robt said...

But what about the horrible evil treatment that Andy Cooper raped Kellyanne with as he "rolled his eyes".

Shouldn't their be a law in place for anyone other than on FOX that rolls their eyes at any conservative, MUST GO TO JAIL".

KellyGirl is getting paid well to espouse alternative facts. Why would she subject herself to a network that (tries) to be somewhat factual?

She runs around claiming victim hood............! Republicans unite...!

Let us pluck the eaagle before eating it raw. But let's do it for me.

dinthebeast said...

She didn't admit to needing ablution after shilling for Todd Akin, has she grown picky and fastidious? I have my doubts...

-Doug in Oakland

dave said...

“I’m just doing this for the money,” Brzezinski interjected.

an interjection common to ALL prostitution..

Neo Tuxedo said...

Even evil has standards, Doug.

trgahan said...

So business as usual. They also didn't:

acknowledge the WMD intelligence was bullshit until after Iraq fell into chaos and our trillion dollar military couldn't protect its soldiers from homemade IED's.


admit the Tea Party was bullshit until the 2010 electoral results were finalized then suddenly: Oh look at all this dark money wrapped in specific instructions that poured into fly over country Republican Party offices since December 2008.

RUKidding said...

When are Squint & Meat Puppet going to admit that they, too, felt the need a of good cleansing shower after they fellated and otherwise kissed up to Trump for months on end?

I suppose, like other whores (with apologies to sex workers everywhere), they also just "did it for the money"??

Or did Squint & Meat Puppet not even feel the disgust that CONway did until just recently? If so, maybe CONway has more scruples than they do, which is pretty amazing to contemplate.

I don't understand their squeamishness now. What's the difference?

Clearly CONway has only ever been in it to be a whore for the money, but then again, that's equally true for all of these lying shills.

Meh. Just another day ending in "y" in our M$M.

Robt said...

rgahan said...

"acknowledge the WMD intelligence was bullshit until after Iraq fell into chaos and our trillion dollar military couldn't protect its soldiers from homemade IED's"
Not quite homemade, If you recall, we invaded with a small force and had no one to secure any of the armories as they push forward past them to Bagdad..
They had tons of satellite video of locals with trucks loading up freely. Because we liberated them, I guess.

As for Scar and Mika dissing kellyanne. It has to be about Kellyanne putting her feet up on the furniture in the White House. So improper!