When Corey Lewandowski announced today that he had begun a venture to help Murrica Be Great Again, I had hopes of, y'know, some sort of Heaven's Gate deal. Perhaps rallying the whole filthy Orangentourage (tm) to fill their pockets with stones and walk towards Moscow until their hats float.
Sadly, this was not what he had in mind.
Proud to launch our new venture today to support @realDonaldTrump achieve his agenda in Washington D.C. pic.twitter.com/ZEot6IrvJ4— Corey R. Lewandowski (@CLewandowski_) December 21, 2016
Someone should remind him to file a change of address form with the CNN human resources department.
It's a little thing, but it'll save him all kinds of headaches down the road.