Tuesday, May 03, 2016

Ted Cruz Just Had a Press Conference



It did not go well.

One begins to suspect that Cruz doesn't really have millions of friends on Marcus XII.
Or any friends, anywhere.

5 comments:

Rob Conrad said...

Huh. I always thought that was Marcus Bachmann.

RUKidding said...

I think those kids were sobbing at the totally hideous clothes they were forced to wear in that episode. Can't blame 'em! Of course, the Chief Dork of Marcus XII wasn't sporting anything to write home about either.

Maybe Cruzer can send flying knives through the stratosphere at Muscle Balls Trump. I might be willing to pay to see that.

After all, doesn't Cruzer's dad state that sonny-boy has the magical imprimatur from the dog above?? Flying knives should be a piece-a-cake.

bowtiejack said...

I believe that Chief Dork (aka "Gorgan") was famed tort attorney Melvin Belli.
Not, of course, to be confused with the Greek gorgons who had snakes for hair and turned men to stone.

Paul Wartenberg said...

so you're saying Tribbles will hiss at Cruz if they come too close?

RUKidding said...

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Melvin_Belli

Oh you trickstir, Drifty! ha ha... Thanks to bowtiejack, who is indeed correct that Chief Dork Gorgon is indeed the famed King of Torts, Melvin Belli (I shoulda knowed).

But! Not only that, Belli was somewhat involved in the original investigations of the "real" Zodiac killer, who might be Ted Cruz. Brian Cox played Belli in Fincher's "Zodiac" film. ha ha... even more amusing. Were there 12 zodiac knives flying through thin no-air in that Star Trek episode?? It would be irresponsible not to speculate...