Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Blessed are the Conservative Christopath Bedwetters



For they shall pick up six to eight points in Iowa.

The Leader of Conservative Christopath Murrica welcomes the Pontiff to the United States --



 -- with the traditional wingnut gifts of bullshit, racism and demagoguery.

Since he no longer polls to the left of the decimal point, it is easy to forget how every single fucking day Mike Huckabee proves how richly he deserves to be tarred, feathered and dropped of somewhere in the middle of the 11th Century.

Jesus wept.

16 comments:

Paul Wartenberg said...

It's as though Huck is intentionally going out of his way to be an asshole. There are no other words to describe it.

The massive disrespect for Obama is limitless with this Republican Party.

John Taylor said...

What the hell does Huckabee want? If Obama was to be more servile he'd be accused of pandering. Is there anything he can do to make the GOP happy? Apart from self immolation that is.

marindenver said...

Having just seen pics of the whole Obama family smiling broadly and warmly welcoming the Pope at the airport, that tweet just made me LOL. I don't know why people refer to Huckabee as genial - he's just a flat out a-hole.

keith gargus said...

Huck's tweet makes no sense. But then that never was his strong suit.

Harvey Kek said...

Paul W: I don't think Hucksterbee needs to go out of his way. He's not really a candidate, and he's certainly not preaching to a general public. He's talking to the poor bastards who buy his grift and send him money, or who might. It's a minority, but a large number, and they've been very good to him.

mathguy said...

"Since he no longer polls to the left of the decimal point..." Exceptional put down. Kudos!

Vixen Strangely said...

Huckabee bases this on the idea that because Obama has also welcomed gay LGBT people and the Nuns on the Bus, etc, people the Pope is supposedly in conflict with, that this means the Pope is being disrespected. But there is this little thing called "tolerance". Some religions, not Huckabee's, apparently, but some, think that the spiritual person has a responsibility to relate their experience of the universal to all persons and not reject people just because they think they might get "apostate-cooties". Just like whores and lepers and beggars and tax collectors and centurions and their body-slaves populated the world of Jesus, people who aren't even conservative sometimes care about spiritual stuff.

This pope has walked with gay people, immigrants, poor people, and other people he's disagreed with. He's not fragile or that easily offended by difference.

I can't help but think that no matter how piss-poor a politician Huck is, he's an even worse pastor. I'm an atheist, thank God, but Huckabee is terrible PR for religion. Papa Cheech is a good person--too Catholic for me, but I think he tries. He tolerates. He loves. Huckabee doesn't know toleration from a hole in the ground.

New_Damage said...

Sorry, Huckster. No one is allowed to apologize for another person's words or actions, much less one who is their complete political antithesis.

Work on apologizing for your own deeds, speak with your god, then lie down, wait for death, and hope that you placed the right bet on the afterlife.

Robt said...

Can Huckabee be Defrocked? Who does it? How does one begin the process?

Huckabee is to the 3rd Commandment and 9th Commandment as


Jimmy swaggart is to the 7th and 10 Commandments


Huck is the poster for why pastors should lose their position and title as a lawyer can be disbarred.

bowtiejack said...

Huckabee has also criticized the First Family's parenting skills, so let's not forget that incident of Huckabee's son torturing and killing the dog at Boy Scout camp (he was a counselor and was fired for it).
The "facts" were appropriately muddled, denied and quashed. But we do know the son was fired, the animal cruelty investigation (requested by the local prosecutor never happened), and several months later Huckabee fired the head of the state police :
"Bailey was fired by Huckabee seven months later, with (according to Bailey) one of the reasons given by Huckabee being that "I couldn't get you to help me with my son when I had that problem." Newsweek quoted I.C. Smith, the former FBI chief in Little Rock, as saying "Without question, [Huckabee] was making a conscious attempt to keep the state police from investigating his son." "
Read more at http://www.snopes.com/politics/politicians/huckabeedog.asp#qkXRmEmfHIuWbRe2.99

Al Quint said...

the great Charlie Pierce refers to Rick "Fecal Matter" Santorum as a colossal dick. I think Fuckabee is just as much if not more a colossal dick.

dinthebeast said...

And don't forget that time when he played bass on Cat Scratch Fever with Ted Nugent...

-Doug in Oakland

Kathleen O'Neill said...

Huck and his Evil Ilk must be panicking at the prospect of an Islamo-Fascist free White House. Who else but a brilliant, accomplished, engaging black President could guarantee the lucrative profits from throwing red meat to the cult jackals? It's such an easy gig. While Hilary in her way could incite the foaming rabid pro-Fetal Christo Fascists, she's still white. That race card buys lots of time on Fox. And Meet The Press.

rodandchance said...

It took me quite a while to be able to choose just who out an outstanding bevy of republican turds was the most repugnant, nauseating & vile. It has become clear over the last month or so that The 'Reverend' Hucksterbee is the standout winner among this group of losers.

Robt said...

Huckabee would like to ask everyone, while they have him in mind.

All who may suffer with diabetes, he would like to offer you a nice sweet sugary cinnamon honey bun. To help control your diabetes.
For a special offer of half price (of the full price after the 500% mark up).
Just go to huckabee4presidentpastor@taliban.ofamerica and click the big red donate button. Make a donation and you will receive information for a discount coupon in the mail.
Bleaa my religious capitalistic freedom
Thanks, Mike

jim said...

You can take the troll out of FOX studios, but you can't take FOX studios out of the troll.