god am I loving every minute of this pic.twitter.com/t0oSPbVfnB— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) August 17, 2015
(h/t @BlueGal who has a gift for spotting such things.)
Next stop, the Chicken Farmers...
...But once purity itself becomes all you care about -- once it becomes a distillery race to see who can get to 100% -- the chicken farmers are never far behind:
The main Islamist group in Algeria, the GIA, ended up being led by a Mr. Zouabri, a chicken farmer, who killed everyone who disagreed with him. He issued a final communiqué, declaring that the whole of Algerian society should be killed, with the exception of his tiny remaining band of Islamists. They were the only ones who understood the truth.