In my haste to Fish Mooney my eyes out after reading through the CPAC 2015 lineup yesterday, I neglected to mention that, in addition to all the other Crunchy Frogs and Spring Surprises in this year's Whizzo Wingnut Quality Assortment, convention-goers will also be able to attend James O'Keefe's midday "Ratfucking and Hustlebucking" workout and film school where credulous hillbillies will be shown how to combat
Negroes "Voter Fraud", presumably by learning how to turn this...
...and then suckering sclerotic old-media dimwits into treating it as "news".*
Which is Slippin' Jimmy O'Keefe's one and only skill.
Management regrets the omission.
*Thanks beahmont. I don't know how this got dropped.