As you lurch wildly back and forth between fetishistic obsession with overwhelming firepower and ominous yawping about "Second Amendment remedies" every time anyone from the gummint looks at you funny ...and a smirking certainty that any unarmed black kid in America who is gunned down by any cop or wannabe cop somehow "had it coming"...I know how reeeeeeally hard your have been trying to forget all about those overtly seditious and deeply deranged mash notes you wrote during your torrid three-way with Sean Hannity and Klavern Bundy last Spring.
But we didn't forget.
In fact, the minute you bring up "Ferguson" at Thanksgiving, expect to hear us repeat -- over and over again, very loudly -- "Cliven Bundy".
Where was all you hatred of moochers when the moocher was Cliven Bundy?
Where was all your "If you act in any way that any cop or wannabe cop might interpret as in any way disrespectful or intimidating -- even if you're unarmed -- you deserve what you get!" moralizing it was Cliven Bundy and his merry band of armed bigots?
We don't expect and answer, any more than we have ever really expected you to answer any of the other hundreds of deeply embarrassing questions stemming from all those bedrock moral beliefs you pretended to have under Clinton...which you then summarily jettisoned under Bush...and then miraculously rediscovered under Obama.
And frankly, we'd all really rather just spend a peaceful holiday sharing stories and memories of family and friends, both here and gone.
But if you insist on going there, expect us to make you regret it.