Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Maureen Dowd, Hammered at a Funeral


Maureen Dowd is by-God gonna get up there and tell people about Hillary again and doesn't give a damn who's in the casket:
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As our interview ended, I was telling him about my friend Michael Kelly’s idea for a 1-900 number, not one to call Asian beauties or Swedish babes, but where you’d have an amorous chat with a repressed Irish woman. Williams delightedly riffed on the caricature, playing the role of an older Irish woman answering the sex line in a brusque brogue, ordering a horny caller to go to the devil with his impure thoughts and disgusting desire.

I couldn’t wait to play the tape for Kelly, who doubled over in laughter.

So when I think of Williams, I think of Kelly. And when I think of Kelly, I think of Hillary, because Michael was the first American reporter to die in the Iraq invasion, and Hillary Clinton was one of the 29 Democratic senators who voted to authorize that baloney war.
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You usually don't see drunken lane-hopping this reckless outside of mid-1970s prom nights:

Maybe she should stick to pot because as Wonkette points out:
But when Maureen Dowd remembers her fallen comrade because she met Robin Williams once, she thinks about Hillary Clinton. When doesn’t Maureen Dowd think about Hillary Clinton? Never. She never doesn’t think about Hillary Clinton. Eggs on toast? Hillary Clinton. Caught in the rain? Hillary Clinton...

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dave sez-

Yeah, when I think of the first American reporter who died in the Iraq war, I'm pretty sure I'd think of the cocksuckers who LIED us into the war, presidents Bush and Cheney, before I'd think of the chumps who fell for said lies.

Hey Maureen, I got a nice Rocky Mountain Brownie for ya. It'll get you so high, you'll think of Hillary!

JerryB said...

Countess Chardonnay

Horace Boothroyd III said...

What Anonymous said.

To amplify this point, I have my torches and pitchforks at the ready for punishing those responsible for that idiot war - but I am am capable of seeing degrees of responsibility, in that those who actively lied us into the disaster are more culpable than those who did not struggle hard enough to prevent it.

And yes, my Republican brother told me to my face that the Democrats were at fault for the war because everyone knew Bush was an idiot but they did not work hard enough to stop him.

So bloodthirsty enthusiasts like Peter "Fucking" Beinart and and Ken That transparently dishonest book" Pollock need to be shunned by all decent people for the good of the Republic, merely needs to do more to establish her liberal bona fides.

bemlayze said...

To respond to what Dave Sez...

That first reporter was ALSO one of the cocksuckers that lied us into that war, and also one of the most gleeful flingers of invective against anyone who dared question the wisdom or sanctity of Emperor C+ Augustus.

Montana Wildhack said...

When is MoDo ever not hammered?

Redhand said...

That's quite a photo: she really does look "hammered." It also looks to me like she's headed straight for Ann Althouse and Peggy Noonan territory. Not a good place to be, Maureen.

Dan Hagen said...

Michael Kelly was also a loud cheerleader for that war, so Maureen can go ahead and blame him, too.

Anonymous said...

Someone should tell Ms Dowd that Madame Secretary Clinton is married. Dowd really needs to let it go and accept that.

Vic78

Pinkamena said...

Much like it is for the RW chucklefucks pulling her strings, everything's an opportunity for some DARVO in her world.

And for the people calling the Bush Junta "cocksuckers", don't. We don't need to demonize a perfectly legitimate activity.

Robt said...

What I think is important to know about Dowd.
Is it true about her and Tucker Carlson?

If not, then it must be true about Dowd and James O Keefe?

Please, Anonymous Dave sez I compel tou.
Do not waste a good Colorado Brownie on her...!
There are more deserving and needy.