Sunday, June 22, 2014

Fundraiser Day Three: While You Were Out, Ctd.

In case you were worried that Dinesh DeSouza's fairy tales of Barack Obama's father's ghost appearing like Hamlet's dad and leading him into a Sekrit Marxist Muslim Plot to turn Murrica into a Leninist Sharia Workers Caliphate might be disappearing into the back of the wingnut closet where they* keep their Haig '88

campaign buttons and autographed copies of "GEORGE WALLACE FOR THE BIG JOB" segregationist comic book, don't be.

D'iscredited Defrauder is still on the job, asking such important questions like...
Is Barack Obama the Intellectual Heir of Bill Ayers ?
And the answer

Surprise!  (I had to swap out this screen shot for the actual video, b/c the damn thing would not stop auto-starting):

See, as D'iminish Desuckers carefully explains to the sock puppet who is "interviewing" him, Barry O is actually more radical than his Communist Cell Leader, Bill Ayers.
"Bill Ayers does not want the federal government to have a dossier on you so that if they decide you're a critic, they can send guys with guns to your door.  Bill Ayers does not want that.  But Obama does."
Hell, he's even more dangerous than...

...Jimmy Carter!

Because Jimmy Carter was just a fuck-up who handed Iran over to Khomeini because he was stupid. Whereas  Obama was "thrilled" to his pals in the  and the Muslim Brotherhood come to power in Egypt.
"So you get the idea here that Obama is acting consistently to undermine our allies and, in a sense, allow our enemies to consolidate power.”
To people who are not Fox News zombies, this sounds like random, paranoid gibberish echoing though the air conditioning ducts of a mental institution.

To people who are Fox News zombies, this random, paranoid gibberish not only makes perfect sense, it is the well-thumbed hymnal from which they sing their little hearts out every day.  To them, there is no scintilla of doubt that Barack Obama is the personification of pure Liberal evil and in personal command of sinister terrorist forces around the world.  This is because, after expending decades of effort and billion of dollars, Conservatives have bred for themselves a 100% fact-resistant chump army.

The hard work of building their Uruk-hai is over.  At this point all Conservatives have to do is maintenance, which means:
  • Making sure every single thing President Obama does is immediately retrofitted into pre-existing narrative of secret Commie cells and vast, globe-spanning, multi-generational plots destroy Murrica, which have all culminated with the presidency of Barack Obama.  And don't worry one little bit about what to do with yesterday's steaming pile of Roger Ailes-brand treason that directly contradicts today's batch of lies! The Pig People long ago completely internalized Conservatism's real secret weapon -- Strategic Forgettery -- so that will not be a problem:
  • Fox News questions 'convenient' timing of Benghazi suspect's capture

    A Fox News panel on Tuesday mused about the alleged "political motivations" behind the Obama administration's "convenient" capture last weekend of a key suspect in the Benghazi embassy attack.

    "I think this thing needs to be tied in a bow for certain individuals to have a clean break," panelist Pete Hegseth said, adding that it was "all too neat, and it's too cute."...
  • And then pointing their flying monkeys in the right direction (h/t Heather at Crooks and Liars):
South Dakota Republican Party Passes Resolution Calling For Obama's Impeachment
*Thanks for the catch


Monster from the Id said...

First, "The Dramatic Squirrels" would be a great name for a rock band.

Having said that, I will don a freshly-folded, outrageously chic chapeau de Reynolds Wrap:

Maybe the government deliberately sabotaged its own case against Bill Ayers, because he was working for the government all along?

After all, "The first guy who suggests violence is always the undercover cop."

Just sayin'...

Fred said...

There really was a George Wallace comic book. I remember a friend showed it to me in ,what, '67 or '68. There was this one illustration of a guy wearing a uniform that looked remarkably like a Nazi brown shirt getup. He was punching out a black guy and saying "Good bye j**aboo." It was so disgusting I still wonder if it wasn't an opposition hoax to discredit Wallace. Could his team be that dumb? Maybe. Maybe that's what got him shot.
Yesterday I talked with an old friend who is a dyed in the wool rightwinger. As I live now across the pond now, she told me I don't know what it's like to "live under Obama." I just didn't know what to say. Living under Obama must be tough. I never lived under a president. I just always lived in the country and there was a president who oversaw the running of the government. I figured he kinda worked for me. Life is hard for Republicans living under dictators while the rest of us are free.
Well now I know what to say to that exchange that will never happen again. And I'll be caught flat footed for the next one too, no doubt. Sighh.

n1ck said...

On even days, Obama is a weak-kneed, communist-sympathizing anti-colonialist weakling.

On odd days, Obama is a tyrannical fascist dictator.

Most importantly for conservatives and conservative fundraising, on every day that ends with a -y, he is a black man in a White House.

The funds practically raise themselves. Because freedumb.

Anonymous said...

TYPO, Drift
where the keep their Haig '88

steeve said...

Conservative leaders still don't know what they built.

They have yet to ask why Obama destroyed the moon. They seem to be afraid that the moon's continued existence would cause their base to push back or think for themselves or use their eyes or something.

It's cutely naïve in a way. Look at how Benghazi is hamstrung by being attached to an event that really happened. Until they start mentioning the embassy attacks in Mongolia, where 13000 innocent American diplomats were beheaded, they'll never be free.

Monster from the Id said...

Oh come on, Obama didn't destroy the moon. It got blasted away from Earth back on Sept. 13, 1999. They tried to impeach Clinton a 2nd time for that, remember? ;)