In case you were worried that Dinesh DeSouza's fairy tales of Barack Obama's father's ghost appearing like Hamlet's dad and leading him into a Sekrit Marxist Muslim Plot to turn Murrica into a Leninist Sharia Workers Caliphate might be disappearing into the back of the wingnut closet where they* keep their Haig '88
campaign buttons and autographed copies of "GEORGE WALLACE FOR THE BIG JOB" segregationist comic book, don't be.
D'iscredited Defrauder is still on the job, asking such important questions like...
Is Barack Obama the Intellectual Heir of Bill Ayers ?And the answer is...no.
Surprise! (I had to swap out this screen shot for the actual video, b/c the damn thing would not stop auto-starting):
See, as D'iminish Desuckers carefully explains to the sock puppet who is "interviewing" him, Barry O is actually more radical than his Communist Cell Leader, Bill Ayers.
"Bill Ayers does not want the federal government to have a dossier on you so that if they decide you're a critic, they can send guys with guns to your door. Bill Ayers does not want that. But Obama does."Hell, he's even more dangerous than...
Because Jimmy Carter was just a fuck-up who handed Iran over to Khomeini because he was stupid. Whereas Obama was "thrilled" to his pals in the and the Muslim Brotherhood come to power in Egypt.
"So you get the idea here that Obama is acting consistently to undermine our allies and, in a sense, allow our enemies to consolidate power.”To people who are not Fox News zombies, this sounds like random, paranoid gibberish echoing though the air conditioning ducts of a mental institution.
To people who are Fox News zombies, this random, paranoid gibberish not only makes perfect sense, it is the well-thumbed hymnal from which they sing their little hearts out every day. To them, there is no scintilla of doubt that Barack Obama is the personification of pure Liberal evil and in personal command of sinister terrorist forces around the world. This is because, after expending decades of effort and billion of dollars, Conservatives have bred for themselves a 100% fact-resistant chump army.
The hard work of building their Uruk-hai is over. At this point all Conservatives have to do is maintenance, which means:
- Making sure every single thing President Obama does is immediately retrofitted into pre-existing narrative of secret Commie cells and vast, globe-spanning, multi-generational plots destroy Murrica, which have all culminated with the presidency of Barack Obama. And don't worry one little bit about what to do with yesterday's steaming pile of Roger Ailes-brand treason that directly contradicts today's batch of lies! The Pig People long ago completely internalized Conservatism's real secret weapon -- Strategic Forgettery -- so that will not be a problem:
- And then pointing their flying monkeys in the right direction (h/t Heather at Crooks and Liars):
Fox News questions 'convenient' timing of Benghazi suspect's capture
A Fox News panel on Tuesday mused about the alleged "political motivations" behind the Obama administration's "convenient" capture last weekend of a key suspect in the Benghazi embassy attack.
"I think this thing needs to be tied in a bow for certain individuals to have a clean break," panelist Pete Hegseth said, adding that it was "all too neat, and it's too cute."...
*Thanks for the catchSouth Dakota Republican Party Passes Resolution Calling For Obama's Impeachment