They're opposed to all the tyranny and such.
Unfortunately today's Rally to Overthrow the Kenyan Usurper Because Chemtrails and Freedumb failed to attract the requisite millions of armed idiots needed to pull off their righteous coup. Some blamed the a conflicting Matlock marathon on TBS, while others cited the suspicious lack of ample Port-O-Lets (Damn you, Park Service fascists!) and the stiff 7 mph headwind which made it virtually impossible for many of the armed patriots' Medicare-provided HoverRound scooters to make it across the Mall (damn you Obamacare!)
From the Moonie Times:
Operation American Spring falls flat: ‘This is very disappointing,’ Texan says.Operation American Spring, billed as a Friday morning multi-million patriot march on Washington, D.C., to oust leadership from the nation’s capital — from President Obama to House Speaker John Boeher — has proven woefully below expectations.“It’s a very dismal turnout,” said Jackie Milton, 61, a Jacksboro, Texas, resident and the head of Texans for Operation American Spring, to The Washington Times. He said hopes were high when he arrived in Alexandria, Va., a day or so ago and found motels and hotels were sold out for 30 miles around.But weather’s dampened turnout a bit, he said.“We were getting over two inches of rain in hour in parts of Virginia this morning,” Mr. Milton said. “Now it’s a nice sunny day. But this is a very poor turnout. It ain’t no millions. And it ain’t looking like there’s going to be millions. Hundreds is more like it.”Operation American Spring was billed as far back as six months ago as a rally call for patriotic Americans to force leaders in Washington, D.C., to return to a more limited and constitutional style of governance — and to oust those leaders who weren’t listening. Among the group’s targets: Mr. Obama and Mr. Boehner, as well as Attorney General Eric Holder, Sen. Majority Leader Harry Reid, Sen. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, vice president Joe Biden and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi....
Silly Spring Chickens! Everyone knows that to get a Conservative "grass roots" movement off the ground you need a minimum investment of sixty to eighty million Koch Industry dollars, along with a few million more in free Fox News and Hate Radio promotion.