Monday, November 11, 2013

Reagan Is

Whoever Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin and Mark Levin say Reagan is.

Like OxyContin, Reagan has become 100% fungible and perfect for every Conservative occasion.


Anonymous said...

Good morning, Mr. Glass.

Well, let's see...

I could go with Neil Gaiman's Endless, gods who look like whatever culture gazes upon them (African, Asian, Martian, etc.)...

Or I could go with The Neverending Story, where Bastian uses the Auryn to make himself whatever he wants to be, but then has to sacrifice every memory of ever being anything different than this new self...

But this seems more familiar to you...

"Ronald Reagan is not the President the Republican party deserves, but the President it needs right now."

Enjoy your day.

---Kevin Holsinger

Grung_e_Gene said...

Crud, this isn't fill-in the blank?

Ronald Reagan is

The Terrorist Appeasing Iran-Contra Arms Dealer?

The Cut-and-Run Abandoner of Marines stationed in Lebanon?

The Chicken Hawk Coward?

The President who Weakened America by Disarming our Nuclear Weapons because He can't See Russia From his House?

The President who Quadrupled the Deficit and Raised Taxes 11 Times?

The Steak Eating Young Buck, Cadillac Driving Welfare Queen of the United States?

Pisses Down Your Back and Tell you It's Raining Prosperity champion of transfering wealth upwards?

n1ck said...


You forgot one important moniker for Reagan: