Friday, October 11, 2013
My Man Chuck Todd
Rocked the political world today by scolding President Obama for not using his Magic Wand of Power to ensorcel the Grand Old Party That Lost The Last Election Very Badly into A) Agreeing to stop taking every measure up to and including nuking the global economy to destroy his presidency and B) Actually cooperate for once.
Also since those "people out there" don't understand how gummint works, Democrats should take no comfort in the fact that the GOP is now less popular than flesh-eating atomic zombie herpes because something something Both Sides!
Wait. No. "Rocked the political world" is not the phase I was looking for.
What's that word? The one that means "Repeated the same, utterly discredited Conservative-enabling lie for the millionth time in the face of evidence to the contrary so overwhelming that it threatens to crack the Earth's mantle"?