Sunday, May 26, 2013

Napoleon in Mini-Dreads and The Language That He Used

This week in Grandstanding With Rand, we find the indefatigable Most Reverend Senator Galt Q. Aqua Buddha promising that if the Kenyan Usurper takes a few more IRS scalps the Most Reverend Senator Galt Q. Aqua Buddha may permit him retain his moral authority to lead the federal government of the United States of America.

I can only assume that in the vernacular of Galt's Gulch, the word "lead" translates approximately as  "will continue to be fanatically obstructed at every turn and beaten like a pinata 24/7 with one,  imaginary '-gate' after another."

So if you're still planning on Standing with Rand, you'd better hurry on up.

Go to him now,
He calls you,
You can't refuse.


zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Nothing like moral lecturing from a guy who manufactured his own medical credentials.

tmk said...

Oi vey this guy. Talk about chutzpah in positively toxic amounts...

gcwall said...

Rand Paul is nothing more than a loud-mouthed two-bit con-man and the sooner people realize it the more lugubrious and self-serving he'll appear.

chrome agnomen said...

when you've got nothing
you've got nothing to lose.

McJeff said...

Shouldn't that be Most Reverend Senator Doctor Galt Q. Aqua Buddha?